Better find a mop it’s getting sticky in this bitch

Haha where did you fart tho? XD

When you should be taking a farting history class and wearing your adult diaper #diaperlife #adultbaby #massivelogs

Reply = I win

When you should love applying to places instead #jobsearching

Fuel to apply! #employment

When instead you should be maining a website that goes by indeed #jobsearch

Check back to me in 6 days

He said all Teslas are satan vehicles

Befriended a homeless man today after I gave him French fries two days in a row after work

Say it with your chest.

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When your boyfriend should be applying #workbae

When you should be laying there applying #jobsearching

Do you like my skin

Meow meow kitty! (I love applying for jobs)

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When a nap turns you into opening your laptop/computer and going to indeed.com and applying for jobs 🤣

When you should be applying for a sweet job #indeed

You should be irritable towards those darn lunch rushes am I right? #worklife

Being bilingual is a good trait for customer service! #employed

Instead you should be dreading that huge interview coming up! #job

When you should be applying #indeed

*when you get the interview for the JOB you applied for

When it should be day 1 of having a job.

Instead of google directing you to an island it should direct you to your nearest car dealership I heard Doordash is always hiring

With our theorized free will we should kill more CEO’s 🪫

DEPRESSO reportedly SHOCKED over complexity in the bifurcation diagram:

"It’s really rare to see such chaotic patterns created from such a simplistic, elementary function."

Maybe if you had a JOB with benefits and you worked the hours required, you would have INSURANCE from JOB

LYNN reportedly SKEPTICAL of the mainstream narrative surrounding the Crusades.

"They took place after centuries of rapid Islamic expansion. Christians were under attack for a while and the one time they strike first it's suddenly aggressive colonialism? That's wrong."