"God came to me with tears in His eyes and said, 'Sir..."

Clearly, someone needs to get a real job.

I was just wondering idly (as is my wont) when "conservative" became the official, Approved by the Ministry of Truth euphemism for "fascist" and/or "totalitarian."

Garrison Keillor warned us over two decades ago. Guess we weren't listening, eh? inthesetimes.com/article/were...

I'm baaaaack. Got a new video from the Ministry of Truth. www.facebook.com/share/v/1C7a...

Well, now, that l'il ol' filly can just read them talking points from her boss right clearly, don't ya know. Yessir, that's the way ol' Donnie likes 'em, I hear tell. Folks are sayin'. Lucky for her she can just do some makeup influencer videos after Donnie cans her.

Yeah. If it wasn’t for those pain in the butt witnesses there wouldn’t be any criming, ya know?

Now, now…you can’t expect the doofus cosplaying Superman to be able to fly, do ya!

The best thing to have is enough.

Coming soon in the NYT: "How Radical Feminism Corrupted the Traditional Wives Movement" by Ross Douthat.

So What’s Up With ICE Funding? To understand this better, we need to level set about what is and isn’t achievable now.

So What’s Up With ICE Funding? Aside from the jig, I mean. We're strictly into funeral march territory now; no jigs, gavottes, or two-steps. "Goose step's the new step today!" open.substack.com/pub/statusku...

Fun Fact: the actual German Nazis were convinced, right to the end, that they were the "real" victims and that the rest of the world would eventually understand that. Just like the Confederates and their descendants cling stubbornly to their "victim" identity.

But we have *always* been at war with Eastasia!

Kristy Dogsbane says the toddler was threatening an ICE cosplayer with teething ring.

Well, shucks, I think you got me there.

Hah! You can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause and the WKC would never anyone who wasn't a Very Good Boy to get their little paws on award. So there.

A man or, in this case, a pathetically needy toddler occupying a decaying proto-corpse.

And here I didn't think my contempt for ol' David "Airport Sandwich" Brooks could actually increase. Man, was I wrong about that.

It doesn't. Watching him get owned in public, on the other hand....

Well, THAT zoomed by its "sell by" date pretty quickly, didn't it?

But surely they must have some Hard Data from DoorDash. Or Lyft. Or Some Random Git on YouTube.

These days the non-Arab world could use a bit of it as well. Particularly here in the Land of the Formerly More or Less Free.

Gosh, remember the Semi-Good Old Days when CONservatives used to fulminate about moral clarity? Popular stuff with the Raygun fellow. Guess licking the boots of the morally bankrupt made that just SO passé.

Chillingly accurate.

Well, that’s one way to say “I have the brain of a newt,” I guess. He needs to return that brain anyway as it doesn’t seem to be working well.

He stole my “cosplay government” gag. I’m gonna sue! Or maybe not; Mary-Ellen has more oomph than Sue these days.

Well, “amazing” is one world for ol’ Elno’s delusions. I can think of some others but, gosh durn it, they ain’t suitable for this here platform.

Not gold? He must be slipping

Time to take Drunk Grandpa's keys away.

The third time in enemy action. Just saying.