I watched the whole entire 14th season of Call the Midwife today. There is clearly something very wrong with me.

a picture of a man in a crown with the words now you 're making me maaaad ALT: a picture of a man in a crown with the words now you 're making me maaaad

I just made a Hamilton reference, and my bf didn’t get it 😒 I think I’m going to have to move out ✌🏻

bf: “I just need to write something down”
me: 🎶why do you write like you’re running out of time?🎶
bf: *blank look*

Update: I didn’t call in “listless” to work this morning, but I did leave after one hour because I was crying, and I couldn’t face being there with all the hours still ahead of me. I went to sleep when I got home, and my 15yo woke me around noon so I could eat a chocolate chip muffin 🥰

I want to call in “listless” to work 🪦

I called out “help!” during my nap, and my bf came to rescue me. He told me later that I told him Beetlejuice was chasing me and wouldn’t stop and then I went back to sleep. I don’t remember my dream, and I don’t remember saying that to my bf 🤣

Are we further on the road to Gilead?? BOTH of my bank cards were declined when I tried to buy jeans online for Kat, and I have money in both accounts!!

I think when you set the timer to take a pic, it takes a burst of 10.

OMG srsly 🙌🏻

I accidentally read “scrum” as “scrotum” 😂

I’m sorry… what?!

“Proper documentation?!” They. Are. Children!

Are we scared enough yet?

I disagree with you for myself. I have a prescription for clonazepam, which I only take when my anxiety is severe. I haven’t taken it in months.

Jacqueline Bisset Says She Feels 'Very Unsympathetic' Toward Women Who Spoke Up amid the #MeToo Movement Actress Jacqueline Bisset said in a new interview that she feels 'unsympathetic' toward women who spoke up against sexual harassment amid the #MeToo movement.

What the actual fuck

My girl bestie recommended it! 😊

Did you see the movie Get Over It?

I need more work-friendly dresses, but idk where else to shop. I need suggestions please!

I need a recap, like on TV shows. “Previously on Iron Flame…” 😅

One of my work boyfriends had this set up in my office this morning 😂