Alexa, play My Humps by Black Eyed Peas!

Every bit of you turns me on.

If tatas are in the frame, tatas will be stared at!

@henryherz.bsky.social just finished Smitten in Dracula Beyond Stoker v5, fantastic as usual. Looking forward to more tales in future volumes.

Left hand on the hip, right hand on the dick. Let's do this!

Maybe um too old. Gimme thrash, speed, heavy, just can't get into black metal

Well, I was diagnosed with stage 3 throat cancer so I guess you need to shower my throat with that.

Awesome, I've enjoyed all the Drac Detective tales.

OMG I love breakfast food. My fav would be a derivative of eggs Benedict, instead of Canadian bacon use smoked salmon and make sure to use a sourdough bagel. Side of cantaloupe, lots of coffee.

Sweet vanilla infused ale with a bready finish from Community Beer Co. Prost! #beer #Communitybeerco

Enjoying thos boozy slightly sweet bock from locals at Back Pew. Prost! #beer #backpewbrewing

Well, every other woman in my life has hurt me so, why not

2nd hit on this pale ale from Real Ale. Crisp, slightly floral. Prost! #beer #realale

Because your standards are too high, you should give a mid guy a chance.

Really becoming very fond of this full flavored beer as a daily drinker. Prost! #beer #spoetzlbrewery

Locals, and baseball fans. This porter rocks, thick sweet and malty the way God intended beer to be. Prost! #beer #texasleaguer #porter

SLIGHTLY off topic, but as a fan of yours and several others, which platform pays you more? Which should I purchase from so the most $ goes to the artist?

Of course, clothed Allie is still HOT!

Be safe, just talked to my mom, she's still in Indy, said it was pretty bad

Well, they don't HAVE to be tall

You'd only ruin me for others, I'm yours 4ever

That sucks, I'm bald!