Somehow this is Kamala Harris’ fault, but I haven’t huffed enough of my own farts to figure out how

They’ve kinda always been zombie movies. In that characters die off and their reanimated corpses attack/taunt the survivors. Except Army of Darkness, that’s more of a action/fantasy movie

I think that this is a good idea, but I’m curious if deaf people can follow what they’re saying with the dynamic camera work and choreography or if they’re just going to stick to close captions

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

I think the teddy bear room from The Shining also counts as one of those

Or during the final scene we see him sitting on a couch talking to the therapist (we don’t see their face) he reveals he’s been lying/buying time for his thugs to cause a distraction for him to escape, breaks out, pan over to the therapist and they’ve been dead the whole time

Fun day

I’m not saying the new wizard boy tv show should have an “in memory of…” credit. But…

Also how much money has she invested in AI? I’m guessing 30-40% of her savings

I’d rather ride in a slow bus

That’s now the cat’s baby

I wanted to post something about Bloody Roar, but it turns out that there aren’t any bears in it. A whole franchise about people turning into anthropomorphic animals and zero bear characters

a group of puppies are sitting on a swing set in a park . ALT: a group of puppies are sitting on a swing set in a park .

Hot take, puppies are nice

This is the same guy who thought groceries was an “old fashioned beautiful term.” The only bags his food comes in has Golden Arches on them

From the man behind “such an old fashioned but beautiful term ‘groceries’”

An attraction with The Muppets at that!

Take notes DNC

@jaredhead.bsky.social

I think somebody realized the leopards were looking at his face

What if you Freaky Friday with the ghost?

a close up of a man wearing sunglasses and saying morning . ALT: a close up of a man wearing sunglasses and saying morning .

Some stiff competition this year, including some good horror, but it has to be this

It’s a toss up between financially ruining people and psychologically damaging people

I don’t know how this guy got foisted into public discourse, but everything about him screams deep rooted depression and refusing offers of help

And AAAAAALLLLLLLL of this is on top of the Epstein stuff

Guy looks like Fat Bastard after he went on The Zone Diet

In Australia Cortisol levels rise clockwise

Close-up from the "Trump Jesus" post of a grim-faced Kenny Rogers-bearded motherfucker with an AI-slopped hat that reads some gibberish roughly approximating "PEBƱ\/Ω"

[P] You can spot a true American patriot by his "PEBƱ\/Ω" hat

Anybody else getting a lot of anti Tom Steyer ads on YouTube, and do you find it suspicious that none of them are attributed to one of his opponents?

Damn it Tony, you pulled a Jumanji!