OMG!! My roommate totally like- locked me in here- what do I do??

(👻☕) Percy laying down and only wearing shorts, complaining to Rococo (offscreen) about an annoying customer he dealt with at work, saying "...And then he gave me this stupid fucking side-eye, Rococo!" The top right has him in a loose t-shirt and at a table with a cigar ash tray

percy.. #oc

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Eepnight

Sign the Petition United States of Europe - Now!

UNITED STATES OF EUROPE - NOW!

The breakdown of the West requires Europe to change fundamentally. National leaders need to trigger a European Constitution! chng.it/cJvkcT86r8

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Wir brauchen eine europäische Armee! Die USA ziehen sich zurück, während die Ukraine ums Überleben kämpft. Europa muss sich selbst verteidigen. Unterstütze unsere Petition für ein starkes, unabhängiges Europa!

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Satisfying, right? 😌

Now imagine Volt entering the Bundestag 🤤
🗳️ If you are a German citizen, don't forget to vote this Sunday – 23 February!

Not German? Then share this with the Germans you know and introduce them to our movement. 💜

Video source: The Slow Mo Guys

European Parliament member 👇🏽

!B Die AfD bekämpft man, indem man die wahren Probleme der Menschen löst: Wohnkosten, Arbeitsplatz, Pflegenotstand, Kinder- & Altersarmut, Beteiligungsdefizite, Bildungsgerechtigkeit, marode Infrastruktur, fehlende Zukunftsvisionen.

Die AfD bekämpft man, indem man die wahren Probleme der Menschen löst: Wohnkosten, Arbeitsplatz, Pflegenotstand, Kinder- & Altersarmut, Beteiligungsdefizite, Bildungsgerechtigkeit, marode Infrastruktur, fehlende Zukunftsvisionen. Das Wahlprogramm der AfD & Weidel schweigen hierzu. #PIRATEN

💜 Deine Stimme zählt! Volt bringt frische Ideen in den Bundestag. Schon wenige Prozent mehr bedeuten Fortschritt & Vielfalt. 🗳️ Hol dir die Politik, die du willst – am 23. Februar Volt wählen! #votevolt #btw #taktischeswählen

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HERE IS THE ARRAY OF THOSE LITTLE ONES COMMISSIONS!!
thank you all!
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New Yorker cartoon showing a cookie factory executive in front of a company podium with the Cookie Monster Frome Sesame Street by this side. Caption: “Let me assure you that as an unpaid ‘special factory employee’ Mr. Monster stands to gain nothing personally from his work.”

From the New Yorker

Evil gelatinous Grilled Chicken Alfredo sandwich

Leafeon sleeping in the shape of the letter L

L eafeon

Volt wächst! Immer mehr Menschen setzen auf unsere Lösungen. Seit der Europawahl geht es für Volt unaufhaltsam aufwärts. Jetzt zählt bei der Bundestagswahl jede Stimme. – denn nur wer Volt wählt, wählt mehr Lösungen in den Bundestag! Holen wir uns die Zukunft zurück.
#Volt #btw25

Gelatinous Grilled Chicken Sandwiches

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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Our Nebelung Joseph fast asleep on the floor in my office with his little feet curled in front of him

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

At 2:48 p.m. CT, Joseph R. Arrington was spotted NAPPING ON THE JOB by our diligent photojournalists. When asked for comment, Mr. Arrington said, "honk mimimimi"

3. There's no canon, but good luck

Quick thread to clean some things up:

1. "SCP" stands for "Special Containment Procedures". An SCP is an entity with assigned Special Containment Procedures. The Foundation's motto, "Secure. Contain. Protect." is a backronym which came later