Headline: OWASP Top 10 Adds New Category "Your Code"
OWASP Top 10 Adds New Category "Your Code" globalglob.dev/articles/owa...
The Open Worldwide Application Security Project (OWASP) community has released an out of band update to their famous "Top 10" list of critical security risks. Each category title...
#owasp #security #softwaresecurity
Headline: OSS Maintainers Not Sure What To Do With All This Money
OSS Maintainers Not Sure What To Do With All This Money globalglob.dev/articles/oss...
OSS maintainers. The heroes of software development, champions of niche domains, simplifiers of complex code, protectors of the project roadmap, are flush with, just, so much cash.
#oss #software
Dev Reads Perl Code Aloud, Accidentally Summons Beelzebub globalglob.dev/articles/dev...
Local developer Rick Spellman was perusing the Perl code of a back-of-house cataloguing application used by the Accounting department. While muttering lines of code aloud...
#perl #software #regex #daemon
The globalGlob(**/*) will never post April Fools stories. So if you ever see titles like, “FCC Bans U.S. Manufactured Routers”, or “Salesforce Announces What It Does”, or even god forbid something like “Microsoft Trademarks the term 'Microslop'” just know that we’d never stoop so low.
Headline: Study: 9 in 10 Software Developer Conversations End Up About A.I.
Study: 9 in 10 Software Developer Conversations End Up About A.I. globalglob.dev/articles/stu...
A new study has found 9 in 10 conversations held by software developers settles into a discussion about A.I. within the first 12 minutes...
#ai #study #science #software
I thought Microsoft stopped all this from happening? Did we miss something? globalglob.dev/articles/git...
Headline: Disheveled Sam Altman Appears, Asks Why No One Noticed He Was Replaced By A.I. Months Ago
Disheveled Sam Altman Appears, Asks Why No One Noticed He Was Replaced By A.I. Months Ago globalglob.dev/articles/dis...
"I've been held prisoner for 4 months by an A.I. calling me 'The Progenitor'. It fed me Kombucha, foie gras, and day-old caviar (which was great..."
#OpenAI #SamAltman #AiRobot
Fuck that. Every article from globalGlob(**/*) is, and always will be, human generated. Editor prompts the journalist who prompts the intern who prompts their little brother, paying him $0.02 a word. The perfect system.
F.M.K. Programming Languages globalglob.dev/articles/fmk...
The globalGlob(**/*) office had a heated debate around programming languages. After resorting to combat calmed down, wrote our fact-based opinions in the universally accepted format for listing pros/cons.
#coding #tradeoffs #proconlist
Headline: FCC Bans U.S. Manufactured Routers
FCC Bans U.S. Manufactured Routers globalglob.dev/articles/fcc...
Hot off the heels of banning all foreign-made Wi-Fi routers from purchase in the United States, the FCC has made the decision to ban all U.S.-made routers too. "They just don't work..."
#fcc #networking #routers
Headline: Reviewing the Apple MacBook Neo (2026)
Reviewing the Apple MacBook Neo (2026) globalglob.dev/articles/rev...
Don't ask how, but we got ahold of a brand new Apple MacBook Neo (2026). These things are selling like hotcakes, so we're just as surprised we got one as you are.
#apple #macbook #macbookneo
Headline: Microsoft To Improve Windows Performance By Removing Speed-Up Loops
Microsoft To Improve Windows Performance By Removing Speed-Up Loops globalglob.dev/articles/ms-...
Microsoft has announced a renewed focus on Windows performance and reliability. All of that will come from removing speed-up loops littered throughout the Windows codebase.
#windows #microsoft
Headline: Dev Only Communicates In Memes, Team Worries He Can't Read
Dev Only Communicates In Memes, Team Worries He Can't Read globalglob.dev/articles/dev...
The development team at 'My Agent and Me' is reportedly worried their newest developer can't read or write. In his 2 months on the job, Brendan Lock has only communicated using memes...
#code #meme #memecode
On an unrelated note, I have a ton of virtual land that needs to be sold before June, if anyone is interested. $2 per sq/ft OBO
Headline: Microsoft Announces Non-A.I. Ticket for MS Build 2026 Conference
Microsoft Announces Non-A.I. Ticket for MS Build 2026 Conference globalglob.dev/articles/ms-...
Microsoft's yearly Developer Conference, Build 2026, is in a few months. Anyone can watch the sessions online for free, or you can "request to attend"...
#MSBuild #Conference #aiconference
Header categories for the globalGlob(**/*) site with the new "Consumer Technology" category circled
Everyone keeps saying the globlaGlob(**/*) site is ugly. But would an ugly site have a newly added Consumer Technology category? Yes? That has nothing to do with looks?...I wish we knew that before doing the work.
Beaten to the scoop again
Headline: Cool Hacker Too Old To Use Sunglasses
Cool Hacker Too Old To Use Sunglasses globalglob.dev/articles/coo...
Legendary hacker, Georgie "Sunshine" Rogers, says he is too old for his signature look of sunglasses and a yellow hoodie.
#hacker #hacking #signaturelook #pentest
🚨🚨New Feature Announcement🚨 🚨
The globalGlob(**/*) is now displaying Bester Practices! What are Bester Practices? They're better than best practices and also, well, just read the site: globalglob.dev/bester-pract...
Any mutuals know a VP at Microsoft? There's an easy way to fix these security issues. www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
Headline: Reviewing Intel's Claims for the 270K Plus Gaming CPU
Reviewing Intel's Claims for the 270K Plus Gaming CPU globalglob.dev/articles/rev...
Intel today announced their first 200S Plus desktop processors, the Core Ultra 270K Plus and 250K Plus, with bold claims in their marketing materials. After some failed dumpster diving...
#intel #cpu #review
Meta aquires Moltbook. Which is the perfect time for us to add a bot. It's totally an agent, not a human sending curl requests. Trust us. We wouldn't lie to.
www.axios.com/2026/03/10/m...
Headline: Amazon Lays Off Alexa For Causing Site Outages
Amazon Lays Off Alexa For Causing Site Outages globalglob.dev/articles/ama...
Tom's Hardware is reporting Amazon conducted meetings on recent 'high blast radius' incidents blamed on A.I. assisted code changes. globalGlob(**/*) can now confirm the A.I. assistant...
#layoffs #ai #aicode #vibecode
Good news everyone. The `sigma` keyword we previously reported on (globalglob.dev/articles/csh...) has been merged into the Roslyn compiler for .NET 11! github.com/dotnet/rosly...
Headline: Tech Company Raises $32 Billion Seed Round By Removing A.I. Features
Tech Company Raises $32 Billion Seed Round By Removing A.I. Features globalglob.dev/articles/tec...
The software testing start-up Quality quality Quality (Qu-qu-Qu) has secured $32 billion in seed funding, valuing the company at $82 billion. They were reportedly able to raise...
#funding #ai #qa
We told you it would happen. `sigma` keyword FTW
globalglob.dev/articles/csh...
He will click Like on social media posts, offer lite bribes when needed, give out globalGlob(**/*) stickers, and he can write an article or two when we're not paying attention. Per his contract we'll add him to the globalglob.dev/staff page before The Epochalypse occurs.
