I see Trump bragged about signing his own name. Good for him. Can’t wait for him to use the potty alone and then learn to tie his own shoes (if he can bend over enough to reach them).

It’s nice to see the Pens throwing the body but that is not their game. They are a finesse team. Play your game not the mucky muck Flyers game. Shoot the puck. Score some goals. Beat these boring losers!

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

What’s going on with this Republican administration’s obsession with penises? Who’s got one, who doesn’t? Taking pills to make mine bigger? How about Arnold Palmer’s? Let cut up that road kill up to study a raccoon’s? WTF??? Come on, guys. Keep it in your pants.

If you weren't thinking this all along, I question your judgement.

Billy defended Nixon. Franklin defends Trump. I’m starting to see a pattern here.

Breaking News-
Mar-A-Lago to hire additional life guard staff to aid in when President Trump tries to walk across the swimming pool.

He even sucks at lying now.

Explains a lot.

Jesus Fucking Christ!

Looks like Putin and Trump weren’t able to rig the election in Hungary. Good news and gives us optimism for our elections in November.

three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something . ALT: three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something .

US negotiation team before heading home....

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Trump looks ill. I think someone needs to inject him with bleach.

If there was any doubt before, it’s pretty obvious who Trump has designated as his successor. He sent JD out with his embarrassing negotiating team to sure failure while taking Little Marco out on a date night.

So far, Vance’s foreign policy record is yelling at Zelensky for not thanking Trump enough, campaigning for AfD in Germany and Orban in Hungary, getting rejected by the Pope on his invite to the US, and failing in the Iran negotiations.

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Don’t kiss me on the lips. I know where that mouth has been.

The guy has trouble buying a doughnut but he can negotiate a deal with Iran. Really???

Republicans will never go for impeachment and the 25th Amendment is totally unrealistic. So, what’s the plan, folks???

At what point are even the MAGAssholes going to realize the idea that Trump is a great negotiator and deal maker is a complete joke? If not for his father’s money, his celebrity name and his expertise as a conman, he would be living in a cardboard box under a bridge somewhere in NYC.

If you think a gold toilet is a real throne.
And if you think a paper hat from Burger King is a real crown.
Then:
You are probably a real asshole who thinks you are a real king.

Jasmine Crockett Is Absolutely 💯% Correct........

Hegseth and Trump are the exact clowns President Eisenhower warned us about.

You know your country is in trouble because the Attorney General wasn’t fired because she was corrupt but because she wasn’t corrupt enough.

You have to give Trump credit. None of the news networks are talking about his incoherent, rambling, nothing new here speech from last night. It’s Pam Bondi fired and nothing else. Thank you, Pam, for your loyal service to this corrupt president.

Does Trump kissing Ivanka on Epstein’s plane count?

My prayers for Kristi Noem have pretty much already been answered.

Kristi Noem liked to play dress up and it cost American taxpayers millions of dollars. Her husband liked to play dress up but he used his own money. I have a lot more respect for him.

Spoken from experience by a true Neanderthal.