Shame on the awards committee for only giving awards to pretty people

They shouldn’t have given the Grammy back, should’ve just given it to the actual singers

Blame it on the rain was actually a great song

IF I DONT GET LEFTOVERS THEN ITS “FINITE SHRIMP”

He probably knows that and is being obtuse but we can never rule out ignorance

That beautiful 🌽

Best I can do is some lukewarm shrimp salad

Most of you have probably seen @atrupar.com’s tweet of Benny Johnson saying Somalians have IQs of 70.

What’s more interesting (and troubling) to me however, is this reply by Stephen Miller’s wife Katie about Richard Lynn. Because *that* s**t deserves a deeper dive.

So let's do that. /1

Not to mention the “Biden pulled us out of Afghanistan”

If you guys want to throw your money at a fraudster you can just Venmo me

Sometimes you gotta wake up and smell the

Seniors who are on fixed income are absolutely controlled

Yes

What will be the impact on class mobility?

And what kind of control does it give to the net payers of those funds

UBI is a bad deal for (most) recipients so I don’t want it

Tech billionaires saying UBI is coming is hilarious because c’mon, how have they acted the last 5 years in response to the prospect of higher taxes on the rich and corporations to fund social programs?

My new litmus test is that any Democrat who lectures the party on how they should talk to “ordinary people” is unbelievably full of shit and doesn’t deserve your attention or your vote.

Ice ice baby could only hit in the 90s

Big Ten, dodgeball conference

The election cycle should be one month

He’s going to fall asleep and they’re going to say he’s just praying intently

My butt?

You’ll never guess where this is posted

It’s like most of what they do.

You’ll never guess where this is posted

Not bad actually

I don’t even want this for her! It’s wrong and bad but damnit this was transparently what was going to happen

Um don’t you dare it’s a delight

He doesn’t even know what a sermon is