I lived in LA long enough that I have no idea if you’re kidding

Can we convince them that doing errands is a heist? Honey I am not asking you to do chores, I am asking you to do a lawn heist!

Ocean’s Is it Okay If I Bring Brayden and Chiara?

Ocean’s Mike Says Maybe He Can Do It June 3rd

Girls imagine your husbands having ten friends.

Wait till he meets my architectural and stable furnishing friends, Hall and Oates.

This is so true

People in California with the nerve to say “surely you must have $4k a month to spend on your mortgage PLUS enough capital to buy a new roof, rebuild two bathrooms and completely replace the plumbing oh also there’s snakes” should be forced to leave the country.

New rule: you are not allowed to call any house over $500,000 a “fixer upper.” For half a million dollars it best be fixed.

One thousand years.

I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN A MODERN FARMHOUSE I WANT TO LIVE IN RIVENDELL

Arguably 1920.

I have put a Buttercup yellow piano and matching velvet art nouveau bench in my grey floors grey walls living room and you still see the grey first.

Surely there is a middle ground between lead paint and grey laminate. SURELY.

I think an issue we can all get together on is that designers who ruin historic houses with grey floors and beige and white everything should be in jail.

Die mad.

"Elaine was too formidable, one of the most intelligent, beautiful, and witty women I had ever met. I hoped I would never see her again." -Richard Burton[15]:331

This man married Elizabeth Taylor twice and was afraid of Elaine.

My favorite thing I’ve read about Elaine May is that nearly every man she worked with in her early days was semi-infuriated by her existence. A woman that funny, that hot, that smart - they hated it. Good for her.

I mean the song

Or a massive strike

Surely nothing could go wrong with credibility when one is putting reporter’s names on stories they publicly deny writing.

Honest to god I always thought Sledgehammer was about a guy who just wanted to be helpful around the house and I have today learned that YES, but also no

Oh Kaitlin!! That’s awful!

Remind me, what did most soldiers in World War I die from?

This means killing people like me. If you’re wondering.

I think we can all agree the part with the claymation chicken did something to us, permanently.

I am so grateful to this video for giving me and many other 80s babies the experience of tripping.

Otherwise you just look opportunistic. And I think people are looking for the very opposite right now. People want rhetoric to match behavior.

The fiery speech is great and I was a big fan of Ossoff when he ran. But democrats need to account for the times they directly enabled this administration and explain why.

And Ossoff voted for several Trump nominees. So yes, it is quite incredible we are tolerating this. From both parties.