Neither of these teams deserve a win

Also, Herbstreit is so goddamn disingenuous with this. Buckeye fans were posting Ryan Day's home address last fall and he regularly calls SEC games. Go play with your dog, man

the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC.

every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray

they're gonna repeat, Go Birds

10 years ago tonight

Pitt continues to be the best college football team*

*completely unpredictable, no reliable trends or performance, beating the daylights out of someone after looking like ass for several weeks straight

Ok so it’s an American flag but it’s maroon and white. And there’s one green stripe in the center like a blue cop Thin Blue Line flag. And in the corner over the stars is the Phillie Phanatic’s head and it says 1980 World Champs. And I’m holding it in the middle of the room. Peep the powder blue shorts with the pink Eric Emmanuel EE logo. I think he started making them with the good material again?? These new ones are really good. Maybe they’re just not washed a million times like my other ones.

Guy down the shore sold me a Thin Green Line flag

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The Big Bad Bill ends Federal tax credits for residential rooftop solar but if you install it by December 31, 2025 you can still get the 30% rebate for the project cost!

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He's the head of a criminal syndicate

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

LMFAO

"Since the founding of this great democracy 250 years ago, generation upon generation have assumed the burden and the honor of moving us closer to the ideal that all are created equal. Now, it's your turn. I ask you to take a minute and realize how the quest for these values has led us to this point in our history. We lead the world in so many ways, including in scientific innovation and economic dynamism. Our great universities are the envy of the world and a crucial national asset. Look around you. I urge you to take none of this for granted. When you look back in 50 years, you will want to know that you have done whatever it takes to preserve and strengthen our democracy, and bring us ever closer to the Founders' timeless ideals."

Fed Chair Powell graduation remarks to Princeton nod toward our current predicament: "Look around you. I urge you to take none of this for granted. When you look back in 50 years, you will want to know that you have done whatever it takes to preserve and strengthen our democracy."

Bad news is George Russell’s car died inside the tunnel, the good news is that Lance Stroll is already out and therefore can’t drive into the back of him at 150 mph

Can confirm that Jim Irsay listened to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social at least once

A former Bill Peduto loyalist from 2021 joked to me that O'Connor's win tonight felt "like the Return of the Jedi. Or Revenge of the Sith. Whichever side you thought we were on."

I wouldn't extrapolate too much on the Gainey results. Summer Lee is going to win by an insane margin '26.

Poop running down

The mayor of Vegas in Hacks rules

He’s likely got a five second penalty coming but Russell driving this well with a car actively running iOS updates during the race is wild

George Russell’s car is showing the XBox red ring of death

dear global capital:

I wonder what my old friend the Chicken Man is up to these days. Does he still live in Philly? I hope he’s doing okay. Now to relax and listen to this new Bruce Springsteen album

911 just delivers

live a life where you get headlines like these

Here, via tonight's @latenightseth.bsky.social, is Amber Ruffin's reaction to the WHCA cancelling her: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUlT...

the classic windows xp wallpaper with your friend darth the red panda, a red panda wearing a darth vader outfit and with blue sky butterfly wings, flying above

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