In real life, of course...because I'm black

Thinking about that time in a D&D sesh when I in character called another PC (who was a pseudo-homebrew simian race) a monkey in jest and the DM made a joke about how I "basically called him a slur", then cackled when I told him that wasn't funny since I'd been called a monkey multiple times

"your luck can't be THAT bad!"
My luck in question:

#pokemontcgp

The worst part about all this is I was right. I knew the DM was getting tired of me and I mentioned this to one of the players, but he said if that were true the DM would've said something. Meanwhile one of the first things the DM said in his message was I gave him a lot of frustration as a player 🫩

I'd be a lot less pissed off about this if I hadn't spent OVER TWO HUNDRED CAUCASIAN DOLLARS on commissions for our characters, but I guess that doesn't matter when the DM suddenly decides he hates you

Welp...they kicked me from the group 🤷🏾‍♂️

It would've been fun if this, you know, hadn't happened during a time when my mental health is at a pretty consistent low due to the amount of holidays I'm spending alone, but whatever

Gotta love when one of the DMs you've trusted the most throughout your DND journey completely screws you over and now you're seriously considering leaving a table you've played at for almost 3 years 😀

"You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:

finally a trend I can participate in 🐻

🤤

Idk why I've been pulling all these shinies lol

I've celebrated Christmas in NYC and in Asia (southern China, Taiwan, the Philippines, Thailand, etc.) and I've gotten used to it atp, but part of me does feel weird that is not at least...cool 😂

No balloons?? See this is why I don't use Bluesky no more 😂

Not too bad 😏

Post a movie from the year you turned 18

👍

every day is April fools when you’re an American

The NYT app updated and now an ad plays before every game...I'm 🤏🏾 this close to deleting it

My first god pack 🥹🥰

I'm making it clear right now if any of y'all post that Studio Ghibli AI slop you're getting blocked expeditiously

I'm fine! My building got evacuated and I had to be outside for a bit, but besides that I'm fine and my apartment's in one piece 😁

If I had a nickel for every time I've experienced an earthquake while living abroad in Asia, I'd have two nickels...which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

Okay imma need someone to take one for the team and be romantically interested in me I'm tired of meeting up with guys only for them to be like "yeah....I only see you as a friend 😉" ENOUGH

Happy (possibly belated) birthday, king!!!! 🥳🎉🎊🍾

I'm at immigration to extend my visa and tell me why some member of the staff smacked my butt on the way in here 🤨

HELL YEAH

Pulling both of these in the same pack is wild