It’s all we’re good at.

“Look, all Politicians are liars and cheaters, we start at home.”

“Otherwise, I’m going to continue enjoying them.”

Such a tryhard.

“People are dying, Kim”

Oh shit, who died?

This was never going to be good. I feel like we all knew that on some level.

Kansas*

George Washington would be embarrassed.

Vietnam was never winnable. It should never have happened.

You know what’s really extra shitty about this statement?

He doesn’t know that they weren’t all men, he assumes, but he doesn’t know because he hasn’t actually looked at the names of the Americans he’s responsible for being dead.

What?

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I don’t know why I spent the very early hours of my Tuesday watching the shooting at Hawthorn Hills on Netflix, but I did.

That dude put on a hell of an act but that lady was also probably hell to deal with.

Regardless, we can’t shoot people we don’t like. That’s the rule.

Totes. It wasn’t a bad burger.

It’s not ugly enough.

Oooh, it’s very Nazi.

A new Doordash option for me is BunSlut which sells burgers.

They could have the shittiest food and I’m going to order just to say I had BunSlut for dinner.

Not guilty by reason of extreme creativity.

I don’t think you understand the use of the word conflated.

Why do we have to kill everyone, man?

My cousin is the only person I can text and say “Austin Reed died” and she understands and replies with “noooooo.”

RIP Patrick Muldoon

I always thought this was a conspiracy to try to get me to drink less coffee.

I’m going to continue my willful ignorance because it tastes better.

It’s stupid and he should stop.

These mommy influencers are revolting.

Another party I was invited to but declined because I have plans that involve Netflix and pajamas.

Yes. If anything can help a criminal do crime, they will figure out how to use it. It’s part of their charm.

Wouldn’t that be rad?

I felt a twinge of uncomfortableness.

I’m a Libra and I’m in this picture.

I didn’t watch the news 20 years ago.

I watched the Daily Show.