Stay away from the fourth wall before I get my flyswatter! There's already a crack in it from earlier with the kitty-cat.
Posts by The one and only Puzzlette!
Don't worry about them too much, they can't really interfere with our world in any permanent way! If they make any changes those usually restore themselves back to normal
Oh, I'm the puzzle keeper, silly! And the time-stream keeper, by extension.
Anyway, the watcher is just one of those 4 dimensional beings from the next universe over. It's a little bigger than ours
But they seem to like us! One of them's breaking the rules, though. I said no crossing realities.
I'll try to get the watcher out of here today, I pinky promise!
Sorry guys!! One of the watchers found a wormhole apparently. I'll get on fixing it!
Okie dokie!
<she makes a slashing motion with the broom.>
I do..! It's all tied up with the smaller one.....
But where do I cut?
It feels like I have...
<there's an energy rushing through her all of a sudden.>
<she makes another sweep, utterly entranced.>
I... I see!
So now I just—
<she focuses very, very intently– and then makes a sweep with the broom.>
I have! There's so many of them. Like [AL046] and [LS056] and even [DB089]!
Why do you ask?
Oh... OH!
I see!
Like [MM001]!
Oh. Okay!
I can do that!
I have my broom back!
...that's weird.
I was supposed to get a thank you, right?
Oh well.
<she quickly grabs the broom and then just sort of stares.>
...
Why are you watering me? I'm not a plant...
<the second 'help' seems to snap her out of it for some reason.>
Oh! Sorry!
<gravity returns just in time for Puzzlette to catch the tiny Claire.>
I got so mad I forgot how fragile you are!
P ULLK TF NYHUUF'Z IYVVT.
P ULLK AV KV H NVVK QVI
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G̶̡̨̟̬͍̜̗͙͍͖̾̊͐̂̃̐͘͜Ǐ̴̳̪͊̈́́̔́̈́̈̉̂͘͝͝͠V̷̭͙͍̳̖̮̘̤̥̖̹͍̭̯́̃̑̍̑͐̋̑̀͊̐͜È̸̡̨͙̪̱͎̫̞͎͓̱̿͛̓͒̃̋̌̅̓͛̎̎͘͘ ̶̧̨̨͕͚̳͖̼̮̫̗͖̟̆́͋̅̐̚̕̚͠I̸̛̛̫̼̾̉̽́̓̈́̀̅̆͑̌͝T̵̢̧̟̹̺͍̬̘̳̗̽̅͐̇̃͒̓̈́͘̕ ̸̨̡̛͉̺̻̙̹̝͇̲͖͙̠͓͊̈͋̀͛̄̑̓̎̾̈̔B̸͇͓̞̿̊̍̏͂̑̇̒͐̌̔̏͐͜͠͝Ạ̸̢̡̛̙̘̖̩͈̜̳̱̳̤̯̪̪͑̄̔̍̌̕͠C̵͔̟̽́͐͜͜Ǩ̶̡̨̛̬͚̤̼͕̲̪̬̮̱͒̈̐̀ͅ ̴̛̛͈̮̩̀̎͆̓̈̒̍̅̆Ǵ̴̛̲̥̥̯̰͍̬͓̗͙̫̂̍̑͝ͅĮ̴̢̜̦̩̹̀̽̽ͅV̵̛͙͍͔̤̠̀̌̒͠͝͝Ę̴̛̝͖̤̣͓̰͙̮͖̆̂͐͌̉̍̋͛́̿̀̕ͅ ̷̜̮̝̈̈̿͂̿̑͂̒͒͘͝Ḯ̶̢̘̭̯͈͈͇̃̚͜͝T̷̮̺͓͆̒͐̓̔̇̃̑̆̔͆̅͠ ̴̧̧̠̫̦͌̈́͒͗̅̆͆͋̊͜B̶̨̛͈̭͎͉̘̭͔̙͉̥̤̐͑̈̂̈̉̇͊Ą̶͍̤͉̳̮̤͇̱̩͍̥̞͚̟̬̭̊̑͛͋̎̀̔̆̅̍͗̌̏̉̀̈́C̴̲͎͙͚̝̋̈͆̀̑͒̈́̈͊̓̽͊̕̚͝͝K̵̻͕͇̞̥̬̀̍̽̔̚ ̶̨̭̬̼͉̖̟̬̹̭͚̝̥͑̂̑̒̂̒͋̍̃́̓̚͝͝N̸̡̡̧̙̮̠̟̱͉̹͔̺͚̖͆Ǫ̴̦̖͚̲̝̻͔̠̯̭̙͒͋̒͒̌̿̿͐̐͊͋̕͝͝Ẅ̵̧̼́̔ ̸̦̙͓͔̞͉͉̥̤̜̣̫̗͍͎̈́͋̏N̷̨̨̧̠̝̥̻̳̹̲͕͎͙͌̀́̈́͒͌͗͗̅͂͗̓̑͌͝͝ͅO̴̡͍̩͕͔̓̇̈́̿Ẉ̸̛̪̦͇̙̺̟̱̌͛̆̽̒̾̀̅̾̕ ̵̢̡̡̛͚̝̘̲͕̱̠̠̖̝̠̫̫̈́͂̓̿̇͗̈́̇̓͘Ṉ̴̨̪̱̯̜̏̽̌̿Õ̶̲̬͉̮͖̬͖͑W̵̨̰̙̻̯̟̭̙͔̲͍͙͖̜̟̞̠̓̎̂ ̴̱͑̐N̴̲̙͍̦͕̪̤̠̥͇͔͙̞̅̀̒͜Ǒ̸̧̠̘̖̥̗͙͐̽͋̒͋̌͊̒̈́̌̂̕͠W̷̧̨̪͍̮̰̟̲̥̏͛̎̓̔̿̉̀̑̂͒̏͑̕͜͝͝ ̴̪̔͒̈́̄̇̆̄͘̚N̷̛̞̟͎̣̬͒̇̇͆̎͊̊́̃̍͌͋͘Ỡ̵̢̨̨̧͖̘̦̝̙̜̺̙̱̯͂̈́̋͛͋͒͊͆̍͝͠W̴̝͉͙̦̭̩͠ͅ
STOP IT, STOP!
S̷̯͍̱̤̱͓̫̞̈̔͗̑̊́̈́̈́͠T̸̺̥̤̗̭̯̗͍̓̊̄̌̓̐͋O̶̢̡̙̼͚̦̞̫̊̄̒͝P̸̡̘̞͙͙̯̘͍̘͚͈̬͓̈́͛͜ ̶̲̉̏I̴̜̬̤̗͖̹̲͌̄̈́̋̀̄͒̆̂́̎̊̚͝Ṯ̷̨̳̲̟̜̭̲̝̜̜̇͜ͅ ̸̢͕͚̩̠̠̜̱̰̤̪̰̇́͝S̶̡̙͍̮̺̟̖͓̘͈̪̼͍͐̽̀̓̽́̈́Ţ̴̛̻̲̣̣̭͍̲̄͗͊̂̾͘Ō̴̢̡̡̗̼̝͍̰̲̙̜̱͙̦̋̏͑̏͂̉̕P̴̧͈͇̹̤̤̃̄̓̓̓͆͐̊͛͝ ̴̮̝̲̖̯͕̯̼̫̬́̍̃́Į̷̨͙̲̩̼̓̀̓̆̕͝͠T̴̢̰̫͙͉̔̇̇̆͒̄̄ ̸̡̨͎̭̫̬͙͍̻̬̰͍͕͕̍͗́͋͗̓̎͗̚͝S̵̫̈́̑̉̀̊͗̃͊͊̐͌T̴̜̠̙̑̀̊͌̑̒̍͑̈́͂͆O̷̡̗̣͖͚̣̲̖͕̯̱̓́̒͗̽̑̃͌̆͘P̵̧̛̻̼̬̠̰̮̯͐̃̂̈́̒͊ ̵̛͍͌͆̽̐͐́͌͊I̵̢̡͚͈̼͌̉̾̎̑͋̅̎̈́̇͘̚͝T̶̨̖̬̤͒̀̀̉̆̉͒̔͊!̵̧̡̱͓̮̟̖̦̰̤͎͉͆͜!̵̗̻̜̬̲͍̍!̷̨̧̢͇̲̭̼͇͕̳̗̞͛͜!̶̨̨̝͎͙̫̝͖͚̼̍͊̚̕̕
<she stomps her feet on the ground in anger, and um. Gravity stops working>
No! GIVE IT BACK!
GIVE IT BACK NOW!!
It's not a normal broom, dummy!
<she tries to snatch it back.>
You've been playing with it for an hour, I need it to do my job!
Give it back! I need it, now!
I'm ready! I just. Haven't ever used anything but my flyswatter. But I can do it!
Can I have the broom back? I need to hit your older self
I'll see if whacking her with the broom works!
Me neither! I guess we're both new at this then, hihi!
She definitely looks like it! So what should I do?