the best computer wife will have been trained on The Pearl

not a lesbian . but they let me hang around cause I have hella keys

I can, I have, and I will

the highest purpose of abliteration is typefucking

Troll Dad

no ice?

Hooooooolyshit

The Thing with Two Fish Heads

with Dr. Demento at his retirement party in Long Beach yesterday

(warbly voice) dOoOcToRrR dEmEnNnNtOoO

if you smoke that you go to the ayn rand world

is sonnet 4.6 any good at non-trivial coding

Putin riding a horse, looking very rugged / jaunty

Put this on the front page but w/ your face or maybe the sickos guy

I want to be able to buy billionaire sperm but only if it’s unvaxxed

Malcolm McDowell wasn't just born middle-aged? This is messing with me

Tragically, his life has always been, and will always be, a punishment for itself. He will get old and eventually die without ever having understood human warmth for a single second. That whole dimension of human experience is permanently inaccessible to him, and there's no pill or therapy for it.

Forgot to pay the gravity bill

Weed turns 420 years old today.

Let that sink in.

The rainbowing of the logo is chef's kiss

The classic reaction image of the four guys on a couch excited and pointing at something. Each of them has the "Sickos" face pasted over his head.

Wonderful news for the forces of evil!

Great success

hell yes

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

I like pantera's cover of planet caravan

this and @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social are the most reliably good accounts on bsky

I'm actually a goop alien

if youoir upset about bluesky not working have you considered looking at pictures of cocks instead

you're looking well

That's a hell of a pivot