guys, this is how you lose the time war

the boston celtics feel like a fake franchise from a sports novel and yet they are somehow a real, historic team at the core of nba history

someone said to me today, “she’s learning Magic: the Gathering to meet other trans girls”

i am going to jump

turning the phils on after the flyers

Rick Tocchet planning strategy at second intermission with his team up two goals and a chance to go up 2-0 in the series

someone said to me today, “she’s learning Magic: the Gathering to meet other trans girls”

if there’s one thing i miss from twitter it’s keeping up with samoyedcore/cybersmith lore. one of my favorites:

riker: What about plain old basic sex?

finished the long game by rachael reid

sheetz is objectively superior, im not sorry

this is proof that trans girls are better posters

dont bring the noble sheetz into this

this motherfucking fucking mother fuck team

omg are the rockies really gonna blow this

man the rockies need a better catcher

peep that losing pitcher mfer

NYM 7 15 .318 7.5 0-10 L11

FINAL/10 UBS Mets 7-15 Cubs 12-9 1 2 W: Thielbar 2 - 2,2.25 ERA L: Kimbrel 0-1, 1,0.00 ERA

الله اكبر!!!!

evergreen

hot lady smoking with phils hat

“just like treinen, edwin diaz cant record a single out”

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

you can take the boy out of the mets, but you cant take the mets out of the boy

a bunt base hit by … checks notes … brenton doyle to load the bases against … checks notes … edwin diaz

bring 1c sugar and 10c water to boil. sift and lightly rinse under cold water 1c+ flores de Jamaica. char 1 stick cinnamon and 2 pods star anise. add all to boiling water for 5 minutes uncovered. remove from heat and let cool. pass through a sieve and then refrigerate alongside flowers for later use

making agua de Jamaica, flores de Jamaica, burnt cinnamon and star anise, steeping in a pot

the drained and steeped flores de Jamaica, theyre totally edible too!

agua de Jamaica in an repurposed limeade container

agua de Jamaica on da rocks

you can just make agua de Jamaica, no one can stop you, you just make it and then you have it

turning on the dodgers losing to the rockies in the 7th

Poll: Is your baseball team good rn?
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this is the first time ive seen jordan walsh on tv

Any Sixers fan who bought a ticket to this game is a real one

the abc announcer just said the rocky statue was in front of “philadelphia’s library”

Imagine how fired up Sid Crosby is this morning as he watches OANN

everyone go look up jose ramirez’s baseball reference picture right now