Living with your ex is experiencing the panopticon in real time

Unrelated but who is fucking with me when I’m back in New York in May?

Nothing more unfuckable than having a stye

erf day innit

Parisians love negative space on the metro

Parfois

I’m dating three men with similar WhatsApp pictures and similar names and it’s turning into quite the mental gymnastics

What’s a little head swapped amongst friends?

Guy Pissing would make a great drag king name

Should I get really into sweatpants this breakup

Having a crush is very feminine behavior

Fake bisexuality is real

google search can you be addicted to being fierce

Gooped

Maybe I shouldn’t say « science is fake » on a first date

I’m not always like Isabelle Adjani in Possession

open relationship (one ugly)

I can fix him

Nobody gets finger banged on the metro anymore

I think french men like me because my french is awful so I just stare and pretend to be captivated by whatever fuck ass story they are telling and unfortunately I know when to laugh in every language so they feel seen. I couldn’t help but wonder is dating all about stoking egos?

Anybody else feel like booboo the fool today

Ugly people can’t be mean too

Same

We need to bring back shame

I need to touch grass

Everyone is out to lunch until you give an opinion then the devil’s advocate clocks in. Take me back to New York.

I can never date a French person who wears a Yankees hat, even if they only wear it for aesthetic. I come from a staunch Mets family.

GOD don’t talk to me about ethical non monogamy I don’t care just like cheat on me PLEASE.

Yes

I wish I was in New York because I’d totally back slide and fuck all of my exes rn. It’s a part of the hero’s journey.