Today I learned that Starbucks employees were mandated to write nice messages and make doodles on cups. I just thought my local Starbucks really liked me. 🥲😅
Is this how some men feel when they find out the stripper is only flirting because it’s her job?
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Like I expected scary but not maybe I should sleep with my rosary just in case kind of scary.
Happy anniversary, my dears!
Anyone heard of this Silent Hill 2 game? It’s kind of scary. [warning: it gets loud.] #silenthill2 #gaming #twitchstreamer
I think Moo regrets wanting to play Hell Divers with me. #helldivers2 #twitchstreamer
More than 100 years after its initial review that blamed Black men, the Dept. of Justice just released its report on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre
The report says the attack “was so systematic and coordinated that it transcended mere mob violence”
My first time playing Helldivers with @levelmeupscotty.com. This was one of three times he bullied me. #twitchstreamer #helldivers2
OHMYGOD This is soooo cute! Captured your brows perfectly!
Hi! My name is em_doubleyou_bee! You can call me Em, you can call me Bee, or you can say the whole thing. 😊 #twitch
Yay! Maths!
I think it is but I do try to make bare minimum plans for the things that are important to me.
That bomb robot’s mom is a hoe. #jumpscare #astrometica #twitchstreamer
Why should you follow me on Twitch even though my stream schedule is chaotic and usually inconsistent? Because you can get a chance to hear me traumatize my bestie. 😀 #fallout76 #twitchstreamer #blackwomangamer #lgtbqgamer
No, thank you. I think we’ve been through enough the past five years.
My mouth ruins a tender moment 😀 #kenabridgeofspirits #videogames #twitchgamer
My favorite Christmas memory is when me and my dad roasted chestnuts in the oven without cutting a small hole in them. Very necessary if you don’t want them to explode everywhere.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire? More like chestnuts opened fire on me and my dad.
#merrychristmasyoufilthyanimals
Bloop.
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Went to a retail store the week before Christmas for the first time since I quit my retail job 7 years ago.
The PTSD of the forever long lines and busy-ness that lasts til 15-30 minutes after closing hit really hard for me.
You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇
Also remember when you could go to the store and buy a walkthrough guide? I’d rather buy that than watch a video walkthrough.
I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint
Look at my beautiful big boy! Ugh, I love him so much!! #catlady #tuckerthechonker #cats
Absolutely obsessed with Pretty Pablo. #mytimeatsandrock
This phone cleaner app thinks I look like a fried chicken biscuit sandwich. 😐
nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.
Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
Goodreads is owned by Amazon & there is an AMAZING alternative‼️
The StoryGraph is a black women-owned competitor to GoodReads with better UI in my opinion.
When you sign up you can even transfer your data from Goodreads to StoryGraph!
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