i *am* going to log off though, on account of reading about the ongoing international harrassment of a random trans doctor for no fucking reason is indeed giving me fedposting thoughts

[sitting in the bsky confessional] forgive me mother, for i have fedposted in my heart

going beyond the black wall to get a cyberburger is a bit like descending into hell to get an infernoburger (in other words, metal as hell)

yeah could i get a cyberburger and some cyberfries? you know what, put me down for a medium cybermeal

every friend group's got that one guy that doth suffer a sea-change into something rich and strange

i'm like if a woman had been through a lot of shit

sometimes i say "[so-and-so] should resign in shame immediately" because i can't say the other thing

you know what you did! or if you don't, feel free to make something up

it's too late! you will never find them now 😈

*casts hex of Forget Where You Put Your Glasses upon you*

you cannot, my agoraphobia is too powerful 🧘‍♀️

developing a fifth style of swimming called "not-style"

isn't it so weird how thinking about the traumatising things that happened to you can make you sad. what's up with that

medfet evolved, medfet of the mind

if what he's saying is true then it sounds like the Democrats are dumb as shit and should be abolished for the sake of american democracy and the survival of the world

"we will never try to earn votes, we will just do nice things for the people who do vote for us" no wonder you keep losing

the Apple Lord is dead, long live the Apple Lord

the Conservation of Tims must be respected

bouncing on it soporifically. bouncing on it honk shoo mimimimi–wise. bouncing on it as they do in the land of nod

i've never listened to any true crime podcasts, and i think a big part of this is due to everything i hear about them confirming my impression of the people involved as carrion birds squabbling delightedly over the corpses they slowly & messily consume

i'm going to get a good grade in "not being murdered", a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

imagine living in a world where robbers prowled hotels looking for the gold coin on the floor that marks their target

presumably somebody already told them the hotel & floor, or they're going to be walking a *lot* of hallways before they find the right one

if only there was a better way to communicate targetting information than dropping conspicuous gold coins in a common hallway and waiting for your accomplice to walk past it an unspecified time later

alas, they haven't invented anything better yet

my school had the same rumour and the same non-result! seems unfair, when the sky turned the colour of television tuned to a dead channel the *least* we deserve is a day off!

Back when I was in school, kids always talked about how we'd get sent home if the sky ever turned the colour of television tuned to a dead channel. Then one day the sky *did* change to the colour of television tuned to a dead channel and we still had to go to class.

folks, don't you just hate it when the sky is the colour of television tuned to a dead channel?

"is every fact & understanding of the universe & human experience intuitable purely through the existing corpus of human writing?" seems like a pretty clear "no"

and that's not even considering the question of whether an LLM could encode & reliably retrieve every such fact every time!

it's so funny to be like "this machine knows more about swimming than anyone else, due to having read every word ever written on the topic"

famously taught best through the written word, swimming is

channeling the awesome power of my anxiety disorder to think at 1,000 miles per hour without achieving anything useful

techbros love to name their companies shit like Sith Holocron or Nazgûl

effortlessly shooting powerful qi beams out of my palms, for fun