Just watched The Nice Guys not sure why I skipped over it. Pretty funny. Good action set pieces. I couldn’t tell at first who the nice guys were, but in the end even though both guys had their faults it was clear it was them.

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

God if porno theaters were still a thing I would be banned from all of them for a prodigious use of "I'll have what she's having!"

me but it's a dick pic

evil drake but he's just chill

shit based economy

you rule

the worst thing about BSKY is it's all replies I don't want to dig for the ops:(

need girldick in my life tbh😮‍💨

I wantto play star citizen so bad😭😭😭

🥴👉👉

there's a fucking POSTING LIMIT ON TWITTER NOW?!

apparently a 3rd of people who own the witcher 3 haven't even gotten halfway

my friends even went on the annual boat trip w out me this year, weeks before my bday lol like 🤪🤪🤪

like no one would think anything was wrong for weeks at least. no one wants to see me ever. no one wants to talk to me. no one relies on me. not even a pet to feed on my stupid body

if trans people can't stand me and my shit, why on earth would anyone else

genuinely asking low-key🤪

how suicidal do I have to be for work to have no choice but to comply w my unreasonable request of asking to be put on a shift where I'm not constantly stressed and uncomfortable?🙃🙃🙃

dude I'm not about to lay here another 7 hours just to not get sleep I'm playing Witcher

yeah, i like skeets

S - pushing
K - greg
E - abbott
E - into
T - a
S - river

all my dopamine gone :(

lol I've never said anything like that! I posted about wanting to kill cis men who complain about their wives and got it within hours lmaoo