My body: Please, consume a single vegetable.
Me: Best I can do is mega weed

The other day two little girls came into my work after they had gone to the aquarium and they both had whale shark plushies. “I like your whale sharks!” I said. “THEY ARE BOTH NAMED CHUCK. WE JUST DECIDED,” one of them informed me.

RIGHT TO READ DAY. April 20, 2026. Everywhere. FOR YOUR FREEDOM TO READ. FOR ACCESS TO INFORMATION. FOR UNDERSTANDING OUR PAST. FOR OUR COMMUNITIES. FOR OUR LIBRARIES. Logos for Unite Against Book Bans and ALA150 American Library Association

From Jan. 2025 - March 2026, 100+ pro-censorship bills were introduced in state legislatures. At least 40 bills would penalize libraries and library workers with lawsuits, fines, or even jail time for protecting people’s the right to read.

This #RightToReadDay, take action: https://bit.ly/43D9Dtw

From Jesus to Jair, Jim Caviezel has done it all!

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Looks so good!!!

😍

Blini :)

Me when I think a man is attractive: Wow, he looks like a beautiful Lesbian!

Vanity plate that says “SAPPHO” on a Subaru

it’s what makes a subaru a subaru

More like SHE is in

AND the air biscuits?? Oh you are IN.

oh so now it's illegal to put on a little play with your friends

I did not give him a piece because he was too far away. And also it was mine

I was eating a black and white cookie in my car at a red light and a man next to me honked his horn and gestured for me to roll down the window as he rolled down his. “Can I have a piece?” He yelled. I love Atlanta

A combination of the robot emoji and poop emoji, a grey poop-shaped robot face.

I made an AI slop emoji

Hahaha well it was fun till then

Was that when I threw up

Yeag

I don’t know why but suddenly in my 30s I have become really good at parallel parking

He was acting like this was a fun inside joke and I should be enjoying it. THAT’S MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU

I didn’t think I minded being called dude until a customer kept calling me dude last night and I wanted to punch him in the face

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Let me in meme but it’s let me post instead

today so far

“You look like/sound like/have the vibe of Lisa Loeb” -the highest compliment I can give

You will all be compositionpilled

Introducing everyone in the school of information to Stephen North’s “The Idea of a Writing Center” (1984) against their will

Okra the black and white cat looking very pleased with himself

Me: *tutoring a student* Gosh, I love when it’s nice and quiet at home.
Okra: *launching himself at the screen door because he sees a bird*

Okra pictured below for cat tax

Fine. FINE! I’m doing rhetoric research. Are you happy, Aristotle? Fuck you!