If Bilbo had Chat GPT

Lol I did this to myself from 2015-2017. What I learned is that all these podcasts are just different variations on a couple genres. To name a few:

- IAmVerySmart PseudoPhilosopher (extra points if British)
- Shock jock that says slurs
- Failed Screenwriter
- Guy who hates his wife, also himself

Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore

“Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436

nina b O 2 days ago ***&& I substituted the eggs for duck eggs and milk with geese fat and it came out terrible!! Please write in the recipe when reasonable substitutions cannot be made. +-2- → Reply Admin Stacy Popham © 5 hours ago | @ Reply to nina b Let me break this down for you.Duck eggs instead of chicken eggs? That's actually fine. Duck eggs work in eggnog. That's not your problem. Goose fat instead of milk? Goose fat is a solid cooking fat for roasting potatoes. Milk is a liquid dairy product. They are not interchangeable You essentially made hot melted goose fat with duck eggs. Of course it was terrible. Bottom line: If you fundamentally change the structure of a recipe by using completely different ingredients with entirely different properties, you're not making eggnog. You're conducting a failed science experiment. Make it again with actual dairy and report back.

incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs

It’s a eggnog recipe

i am now telling the computer to be funny and make me the life of the party and to make everyone like me

Museum exhibit of the muppet Miss Piggy, attired for her role as Benjamina "Mina" Gunn from the classic film "Muppet Treasure Island"

FYI the Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta is amazing

In a first, a gene therapy seems to slow Huntington disease Small study suggests uniQure drug could be first successful treatment for devastating brain disorder

My grandfather and much of his family suffered from Huntington's disease. Though obviously this is by no means a "cure", it is great news! Honestly the only good news I can remember for a long time - I hope to hear more about this therapy in the future!

www.science.org/content/arti...

People that eat crunchy foods and make loud smacking sounds as they eat in inappropriate public places like lecture halls are just built different.

I keep putting off important but involved house work until "things slow down" or I "have more energy." I'm never wet mopping the floors again, am I?

So silksong is pretty good

Why are lawns

Giles: "How do I convince Ms. Calendar there's a demon in the Internet?"

I don't know, Giles. I wish I did.

Watching S1 E8 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Moloch the Corruptor gets into a computer, catfishes Willow, illegally scrapes school files, and causes some weird guy named Fritz to have a metal break. What does that remind me of...

How have I spent so much time this week explaining what labubu is

Who knew that going on vacation and not reading the news at all for a week was good for your mental health 🤔

Overhead view of a white plate on a black counter, containing a small omelette and salad, small glass of pale wine beside it.

Juneteenth holiday #goodlunch

Boursin French omelette, arugula dressed in olive oil and lemon and the end of a rose bottle that was junking up my fridge

Kill your lawn

Gilmore Girls Sookie: Tell me it's not that bastard Donald Trump.

The prescience of Gilmore Girls.

Headlines at Legacy Media lately have been giving serious Westport Independent vibes.

In this moment, I find myself stuck between the urge to purge all my belongings down to the essentials for the mental clarity and ease of minimalism and the need to hold tightly to material things that bring me joy in the face of great fear and uncertainty.

There has to be a German word for this?

I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible.

I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible.

I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.

how many ELISAs is too many ELISAs for one day

Oh dang he did a swear!!

Shhh don't tell people, it's part of my mystique.

there's "terminally online" and then there's "terminally online (desktop)" and it is so much worse

Did the butter tarts have raisins? (I am strongly anti-raisin, except in cry babies, another classic from my childhood summers in Canada)

In my experience, nothing can beat a butter tart made by a grandma with an old-timey name - store bought often come out weirdly eggy instead of silky!

the cat
he screams
for thee

a headline that reads "Ted Lasso is coming back"

o cruel world, are we not already going through enough?