ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

I love injuring my right trigger finger

Guess we’re going no-shield mode tonight lol

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lessgetit

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Nothing makes me happier than Battlefront 2 being active again, such a banger game

Maybe my best daylist name ever

Screenshot from pokemon ruby sapphire emerald, text says "spheal is trying"

Omg a 9/11 quarter

You know what I kinda hate? When I’m like “Hi how’s it going?” to a customer, usually old, and they lead-paintedly respond “I’ll have a black coffee” or some shit like ANSWER THE QUESTION

YOU DON’T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY, BUT PLEASE SHOW ME THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH

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Riptiiiiiiide baby

🌊TODAY is the final day of Early Bird registration so we're doing a giveaway!

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The matchup is winnable. Never give up.

I’ve been getting nothing but Statefarm ads on this youtube video lmfao. This is my 8th one. Here for it honestly.

Punxatawney Phil is an opp

Sex gifs

Maybe I’m evil but I was kinda hoping Trif would use the crying to just completely dogwalk him honestly lmfao

Genesis X2, more like Genesis ZZZ

Electric Avenue is closed due to road work so I'm not really sure where I'm gonna rock down to now

Call her Adam Sandler the way she gave me Eight Crazy Nights with that bum and them biddies

Your outie uses a single layer of toilet paper to wipe

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Riptide 2025 Trailer YouTube video by JDMH

🌊Riptide is back! Join us September 5-7, 2025 for the waterpark event of the summer!

🌊Ultimate
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Thank you AI-generated Martha Stewart, very cool

Found some HEAT earlier today

straight up jschlonkin it

Like I was way nicer than you deserve. I didn’t even deny you service. How does someone that fragile even function?

Guy walks in at 1pm

Me: “Hey, sorry, we’re just closing up. I could well you some donuts or a drink real quick”

*walks off in a dramatic huff* “this place is fucking terrible”

Me: “glad you feel that way, have a good day”

The guy then flips me off from his car as I’m locking up.

fuckin what???

Last night I lost to 3rd and 1st, both sets game 3/5, for 7th place. I stay getting hoed lmfao

I hope we finally get a good Smash game on the Switch 2 :)

Damn shawty, looking very lobotomizable today 🫦