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ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

Fuck Samsung for making me switch to Google Messages

POTUS detests americans and is spending his days stealing from us, lying to us, and gaslighting us.

Again, put me in a room with him.

Remember you liked us?! Remember?! Yeah, we brought back all of them! Remember?!

gtfo shark jumpin' ass mcu

unless "it" is a grenade

I was first in line this morning. it took longer to check in than it did to fill the oval next to "Yes"

Send good vibes, please. May have a line on a new place that would be perfect for us.

Not to worry. We'll overpay for some mid English players from rivals, win our first few games, and all will declare "We are so back!"

Then we'll get relegated.

Trumpty Dumpty makes tariffs that are passed on to the american consumer (me) to pay.

Court strikes down tariffs.

Tariff refunds go out to the consumers...

No? To the businesses?

Cooooooooooooool cool cool cool cool.

Wealth redistribution at its finest

Yes, that will definitely fix things. Give the Howes even more money to waste

Yes, I voted "Yes".

75 seems low, but I'd prefer a little low and selling abroad to a higher value to a domestic rival

In that stage of depression where you force yourself to eat. No appetite whatsoever.

It's objectively stupid that the most people have the least money, and vice versa

edit i made of the pokemon leafeon with a giant joint in it's mouth, red eyes, and smoke floating in it's face

happy 420 💚🍃

seems the rest of the season has been written off already

My favorite line:

"Can you fly, Bobby?"

Where are the settings for life? I need to slide the difficulty bar down a bit...

Make it make sense.

Ridiculous!

How does Trump do his "truths"? Like, is he actually hammering them out on a phone? Speech to text? Or does he have a tablet with big ass fonts? a human that he yells at?

I'm watching the UK Netflix feed of WM and why is it a racist ass hogan documentary half the time?

Lots of adds and fluff, but very little wrestling

I did end up watching WM last night. Haven't watched since last year. It was....fine. I don't think WWE is for me any more. I'm forever "fuck Vince", but TKO stinks

very relieved to hear from you

Why have grocery prices been going up on a weekly basis?

At this point it is just pure greed.

They are making more profits than they have ever been.

I mean. It is literally on a weekly basis.

The new French Revolution can’t come fast enough.

aww that was the season finale?

no, also tried and no luck. very concerned