*waterbending the pee back into your balls*

Heavy is the quarter that pounds the cheese

YAAASSSS

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Few of us can begin to imagine the horror of you -- with all of creation reflected in your forebrain. It must be like the highest of hells, a kaleidoscope of fire and writhing glass. Eternal damnation.

*gargling*

“Come unsto me, Jesus. But not the eye”

Barbara 17:12

My nose is extra hairy bc I’m
Built to survive the bullshit

Using your debt, your search history, and your private data to decide how much you’re worth? Hell no.
This is what happens when technology is built to serve profit instead of people.
This is why every worker needs a union.

There better be a Kidz Bop of all the Iranian Lego videos

BREAKING: DOJ investigating Iran for Mortgage Fraud.

A small adorable dog standing upright

“No I won’t”

US to rewrite its past national climate reports US President Donald Trump's administration is revising past editions of the nation's premier climate report -- its latest move to undermine the scientific consensus on human-caused global warming.

The Trump administration has announced that the US will rewrite past climate reports, in a clear attempt to erase scientific history and undermine the consensus on human-caused climate change.

jesus: *hands you bread* take this. eat it. this is my body.

spider-man: *hands you spiders* take these. eat them while you sleep. these are my friends

Promise?🥹

Daycare $200 billion

Medicaid $150 billion

Medicare $800 billion

Wars $3.6 trillion

Ballroom $150 billion

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying

A cute puppy. He’s looming..

Today’s just a normal day. Thi’shit ain’t nothin to me man

Incredible.

Hi, my name is Rachel and a fun fact about me is that I've given a handjob to the woman who wrote the "Nuka World" theme from Fallout 4

English muffin filled with a slice of kielbasa covered in melted cheese, and over easy egg

Kielbasa McMuffin.

Richard Dawkins bewildered by unhoused person with lewd sign

Family.

Family.

Is this a bit or is efucking really a thing

Peener butt jelly

Lobster too buttery

Steak too juicy

So you're telling me that now, as game devs, we have to coddle players who refuse to read? Fuck that shit. Wall of text. Refuse to read it? Get fucked, the game is not for you. Read or die.