repost if you hate starmer, the current government or UK labour party

🤖 "Hello, Starmer isn't perfect but... beep beep" 🤖

Ok, much as I'm enjoying dunking on Labour Chuds and their sock puppets, I've got delicious food to make

Brb

Indeed. This sounds like the kind of man who wants praise from his wife for not beating her daily...

Labour policy has far exceeded that posited by Reform of Tories in their oppression of trans people.
If you knew any trans people, you'd know this because they've been very vocal about it.

Labour policy has far exceeded that posited by Reform of Tories in their oppression of trans people.
If you knew any trans people, you'd know this because they've been very vocal about it.

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I imagine she would’ve been quite happy to sell if the ridiculousness of the economic climate was still more in her favor, eh?

Yeah but she's done all the hard work of ...*checks notes*.... buying a box made of bricks and living in it for decades

Y'all are so full of shit 😂

Western economists are court jesters

3. As a cherry on the cake (OR finally gets to pick a cherry…), the Matthew Doyle story (we should not forget that OR does have teeth) makes 10DS look precisely like the sort of nest of cronyism that Starmer was meant to be far above vs the excesses of Johnson et al.

Au contraire.

Based purely on the manifestos as written, Scottish Labour seem to have a far more developed plan on persecuting trans people than Reform!

Not suggesting Reform would be anything other than awful for trans people, but it is striking!

Let's recall that Kezia Dugdale is a member of Starmer's tendency in Labour - you might have seen the kind of people Starmer goes to bat for in the news.

Let's also recall that Rowling allowed both Jeffrey Epstein and Andrew Windsor to hang around child actors working on her shows.

And you can tell I'm correct because they just blocked me!

These sock puppets hate being exposed

@eastcoastclaret.bsky.social 146 posts - all replies - all defending Starmer and Labour

Oh look, it's a 7 month old account that specifically defends UK Labour and Keir Starmer in Replies and never posts any original content of their own

Quelle surprise! Definitely a real and actual person, and Definitely not a sock puppet

If you've not heard a single person showing any interest in the Mandelson story, you're either living in an echo chamber, have an extremely limited reading list/friendship group and/or are a fucking liar

And you can tell I'm correct because they just blocked me!

These sock puppets hate being exposed

Praising the most unpopular prime minister in recorded history is a surefire vote-winner???

Are you sure about that, noob?

This is pretty cool!

Fuck me! I'm gonna lose myself for months in that lot!

@eastcoastclaret.bsky.social 146 posts - all replies - all defending Starmer and Labour

Oh look, it's a 7 month old account that specifically defends UK Labour and Keir Starmer in Replies and never posts any original content of their own

Quelle surprise! Definitely a real and actual person, and Definitely not a sock puppet

If you've not heard a single person showing any interest in the Mandelson story, you're either living in an echo chamber, have an extremely limited reading list/friendship group and/or are a fucking liar

Cosplaying to seem like the cool kids

My innocence

So if you don’t count people that are classed as “economically inactive” (wink) and ignore the fact that there are fewer people on payroll and fewer job openings available, I think you’ll find that the job market is actually in robust health.

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The emergence of Kevin, who can find none of the nuts he buried but sees lots of seedlings.

The best Christopher Nolan film is Insomnia, and even that's a remake

Google it, mate. It's a deeply fucked up place if you ask me

guy who passionately corrects me when I call Charizard, Charmander says calling a trans person by a new name is confusing