their best detective was on the case, inspecta deck

babu frik being held in an embrace by baby yoda (grogu)

rip grogu.
they are survived by their spouse babu frik.
services will be held this thursday.

imho the best type of activism is the type that you can never tell another living soul about

a drawing of a frog on a unicycle

it was him all along

kerning is my pa ssion

is this a.i. ?

guy who sings along to The Beastie Boys but only the lyrics when Adrock says "the girlies I like are underage" 🎶

there's also the very american thing of "not reading signs" and "not understanding normal words". we never know if someone is acting entitled or if their just a moron. the dichotomy of american life innit

the blue is from their eggs

Does Israel Have a ‘Right to Exist’? Mehdi Debunks This ‘Bullsh*t’ Argument YouTube video by Zeteo

youtube.com/watch?v=JEoI...

thank you for the alt text

lol

cognitive abilitymogging some zoomers

see, this is why I picked you to be my time travel buddy

everyone talks about going back in time and killing baby hitler, but what about killing his mom before she gives birth, is that "morally wrong"???
🤔

i wonder when this app stopped requiring an invite code. anyone know when that happened? anyone?

hahaha

I'm 6'2" and I'm dating a woman who is 5'0" and we were out on a date and she says "do you think that's what we look like to other people?" and points at a dad walking hand in hand with his toddler-aged daughter 🫠

just one egg 😤

The Girl With The Crabby Ragoon

sleeping with two milfs and then making King Herod split my baby

there's this little fancy bar & restaurant that I like to go to and I just did the math on my credit card statement and I've blown $1600 there in the last two months 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
I am ashamed at my irresponsibility.

fallow has a solid youtube too btw with full long-form cooking procedures .

that one is a boy because it doesn't have boob bones

jokes on you thats signed by ernest hennnningway

kinda ironic that people are worried about microplastics in their bodies but no one gives a damn about all the silicone lube in my asshole 😤😤😤

one milk for my adult son and his three strong friends please

::first day as warehouse manager::
"ok bucko, if you've got time to goon you've got time to broom"

same

::takes long drag of cigarette::
"listen here kid, you wait long enough that pile of clean clothes on your bed will slowly turn in to a pile of dirty clothes on your floor."