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They’re all desperate to not get fired bc trump may forget to pardon the ones who arent around in late 2027 if his brain even works at all then

I have still never learned who Alex Earle, Alex Cooper, or Brianna Chickenfry are. I have not been burdened by knowledge.

Kagan screamed so loudly at liberal ally after Dobbs leak the ‘wall was shaking,' book claims Justice Kagan allegedly yelled at Justice Breyer so loudly the "wall was shaking" during the 2022 Dobbs leak crisis, a new book by Hemingway says.

Forget about the substance, the reveal that “most of” the justices talked to Mollie Hemingway for her book is bananas. Hemingway is a right-wing freak who runs a conspiracy theory blog. If literally any of the justices are taking this person seriously, the Supreme Court is GONE gone.

Good mornting ptk

What

Don’t you kinda exclusively want to be perceived, just with a dog head on you?

i know it smells wild in there

You really really have to listen to this to believe it.

Median yankees fan

Hell yeah brother we’re doing old school heresy again

This is actually the experience of having sciatica

I think society started to go to shit when Will from Will & Grace replaced Sarah McLachlin in those ASPCA starving dog commercials

I’m weirded out that other people see injector chris because i assume he is a demon haunting me personally

Sometimes there is such wisdom in a bgb yammering shitpost

she is underestimating the magnitude of my ire. i have plenty of ire to go around.

“beloved heroes from three distinct universes will be set on a deadly collision course and face an existential threat unlike anything they’ve ever encountered.”

Rum Tum Tugger is ☺️☺️☺️

Exactly one year ago today:

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Joely the fact that all the aunts are aliens gets revealed in the first five mins!!!

Ms Dowd rippin cigs in this banger of a wig

I saw a Bethenny Frankel kombucha commercial that made me feel like I was staring into the gaping maw of a hell dimension

The Pones

For me, a big “aha” moment in law school was when I realized that every year, the handful of normal, median-ish guys (they were all guys) who would land huge clerkships seemingly out of nowhere were all officers in the student FedSoc chapter

I spent 2.5x the years that JD Vance has been Catholic in Catholic school ALONE. I swear to god adult catholic converts are all fucking monsters

Area man who has been Catholic for 20 minutes lectures the Pontiff on the finer points of doctrine - Lawyers, Guns & Money Shorter verbatim JD Vance: “I think it’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology.” After President Donald Trump clashed with Pope Leo XIV over the war i...

Short...no, wait, verbatim JD Vance: “I think it’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology.” www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/04/area...

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist