#ropeischeap

Once again, he does nothing because he has nothing because he is nothing. #impeach #punish #ropeischeap

#conservative #bootlickers

UK gardeners! 🌱

I've put a trellis up on top of a short wall, and want something to grow up it for some privacy.

What's the best hardy climber to put in a trough under it, direct sunlight most of the day, that looks nice and grows fast? #garden #gardening #ukgardens #plants

Imagine having to invent a new language so you can express how little you get laid.

Misplaced tact has made people uncomfortable stopping the argument and saying "you don't actually know anything do you?" yet still it's treated as if there's a level of equality between an opinion voiced by a political satirist and one misspelled on cardboard lashed to the side of a crumbling shack.

When do we actually discuss in plain terms how right-wing opinions are held by the country's stupidest people, and left-wing opinions by the smartest? This isn't up for debate, there are charts and shit, and yet I feel like it's just ignored so the dumb don't get even angrier.

Big car parks for shopping centres need a separate entrance for people willing to park in the MANY spaces at the back. I'm sick of queuing behind all the nobs that need to park within 20ft of the actual shops.

That is a skull full of cocaine, dipped in candle wax.

This reads like the shit old people post on Facebook. "Mark Zuckerberg, I do not give you permission to use my images or personal information. Share this by Feb 8th"

Not a letter Donnie, those are those things someone writes for you before you drag your sharpie across it with your little hooves.

I mean, what concert and what sex?

Standard shag vs seeing The Beatles at the Blackpool Night Out in '65? Yeah, sorry sex, not tonight.

Like if the Pet Shop Boys did Nazi-themed gay bondage porn.

If you see this, post a Frankenstein

I mean, maybe they're weird. But this is the kind of dumb stuff me and my wife say to each other. We joke about cheating on each other, killing each other for the insurance, she tells me to get a job and I tell her to get in the kitchen despite the fact I have a job and do all the cooking.

What's he doing with Kryten?

100% agree. Manos is the ultimate episode in terms of "Here is what MST3K is".

Funniest I think, for me at least, might be Time Chasers, or Overdrawn At The Memory Bank.

Business partner and medical provider. Nice to see he's surrounded with the loved ones he deserves.

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Actors who have played pedophiles and rapists have done adverts, we're drawing the line at someone who is silly?

Did ChatGPT tell you that jacket works?

Any time you hear "ChatGPT said...", change it to "My daddy said..." for the true value of the rest of their point.

I don't care what your daddy said. Who is he? Who said he was right? Where did he learn it?

I think you misunderstood when we said "Fuck AI".

Theoretically, could they do any more than fire you if you signed up, did all the paperwork, wasted days of their time, then just didn't show up for work?
Because it seems like the right Americans could make it really hard to recruit real racists.

"Why trust experts or books on the subject when I can get the gist of it from a tool that collates what people on Reddit 'reckon'?

If you can't tell how dumb and potentially dangerous that is, I don't think you should be allowed in the conversation.

Would you recommend them to someone who used to think those shows were for oldiwonks but then started getting into Poirot recently?

In breaking news, a football man is planning to marry a music lady.
Experts are all saying "...OK?"