Getting my wisdom teeth removed by court order because my insights are too profound and dangerous

I bet it feels cool as hell to eat this with five friends

As soon as you get your head clear for the first time, you start moving in a way that alerts all the flora and fauna around you that were benefiting from your disarray.

most people don't know that Tolkien used the word "boner" a non-zero amount of times in his fantasy novels.

it's cool that they used a photo of her where she looks like a dracula.

Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fuck...

“The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to be targeted,” said political analyst Allen Mueller

Window of a barbershop in Arles, France with an image of Goku from Dragonball Z in an apron and holding a barbershop pole and scissors.

Van Gogh spent a lot of time in Arles, France. There's a restaurant that used to be a hotel where Van Gogh stayed and in a letter he wrote that the food was bad and they overcharged him for wine. Directly next door, sharing a wall, is this Dragonball-themed barbershop.

"If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?"

Miles O'Brien has a new bad time every single episode for a season

Frame #12117 from 50s E14-15 robot rumpus

materials ogre: Moterials
me: materials. ma-terials in my language
materials ogre: Materials
me: very good ogre. thats correct
materials ogre: Smash you don't give me all your moterials. Smash you down
me: (sigh)

The Fighters Guild is recruiting again. Not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

REACTION SPEED - Wait. Did he just say *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre*?

SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world.

Neil Armstrong found a stone obelisk inscribed with a glowing Outlook logo. Astronauts aren’t taking Outlook to the moon, they’re taking it back

DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing!
ME: Oh yeah?
DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂
ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today?
DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡
ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?

if you hit the skip intro button when watching deep space nine it doesn't make you a bad person but it does leave a tiny and indelible wound on your soul each time you do it.

Doctors love to play golf because it's like making the earth take pills

your order has shipped

Bashir and Garak saw Barbie together and Bashir and O'Brien saw Oppenheimer together.

cyber bullying but irl

Name: Darhe'el 2E (Second Edition) Card Type: Personnel Affiliation: Cardassian Role: ENGINEER Lore: The Butcher of Gallitep. Gul and labor camp commandant during the occupation of Bajor. Later impersonated by former file clerk Aamin Marritza. Card Text: ENGINEER Treachery x 2 Exobiology Geology Leadership DL/ {Fajo's Gallery} Int Rng: 1 Cun Wpn: 7 Str Shd: 6 Rarity: 233 U

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i think we should rename the solar system to the Gravity Circus

this is the new cellar door

(hearing you in the shadows) it's probably nothing...

a choir of children made up to look like Mr. Sim City

“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

A painting by Laura Freas of a woman astronaut standing next to a tall, bipedal, lizard-like alien who is holding up a glowing sphere, and seems to smile down at the human, who reaches out as though to take the sphere, with a smile. Text reads "always accept orbs from lizards"