We managed to get four codes toward her six characters. She initially panicked bc 'the truck didn't show up, we don't have it yet' but that was for the boxes/stickers

Mom:

Uncle Istvan

they got bape lape and gape

goblin

he is the size of a small dog

Jinxed it, car won't start. Battery issue

I'll try to post some pics when I get there

it's the Baltimore Inner Harbor, and it's one of the few places people can hang out for free. It was a not-skater on not-skater stabbing

Celebrating someone's birthday by going to the skatepark where someone got stabbed last year and then gay bar karaoke that doesn't start til 10, if I can only get one song in I'm not sure if I'm going with Viagra Boys or Mutoid Man

I dyed a little tonight

If you're ever in the area again you can have it, found it at a Goodwill a long time ago

got one of these?

thinkin bout that ONYX Sorghum

There should be a point in everyone's live where they realize it's easier to pour the Pringles out of the can

Cool skateboarder: it's high key raining now
Me: yeah it's fucking wetpilled

African cashier at 7 Eleven saw my shirt and went TWO MINUTES TO LATE NIGHT, WHAT'S HAPPENING, I was goofblasted

A guy in Dollar General was telling the other people in line that Trump is saving the world, and I've never wished a stroke as swiftly on someone's pepaw

skated

new blocks on the skates

Drive up here and get high with us

Reading this with the affectation of Ram Ranch

A customer cancelled an order after I shopped and paid for it and now I got baby formula

Having an aging parent with health problems is complicated, bc you'll remember dad saying "I'd rather suck a dick than ever help you with anything again" but also tell your mom "I think he hates me, I don't know why"

Was complimented on my ability to use Swype by a male employee of Ulta Beauty during a DoorDash shopping order, I'm glowing