this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

"My diaper had poo when I put it on, and now it's all gone."

JD should consider that he is exactly the kind of cog that doesn't get to walk away clean from a situation like this. His arrogance won't be his downfall, but it will make it 100 times worse than it had to be.

Me Looking at Post: Oh, well, the video is only 15 seconds. I can take him for 15 seconds, right?

Four seconds later ...

Me after frantically stopping video: jesus christ I cannot listen to that mfr.

Consequences, not just for him but all of them, should be the number one focus right now until every one has paid a price for the lies and felonies and hate and violence.

OK but why the music

Like when Bush complimented a woman for having three jobs. I think one of the problems is that so few of those [expletive]s have ever had to work a real job for wages.

F'n Zakaria is such a buffoon. How did he ever get the reputation as an intellectual?

More like Mourning Joe, amirite?

Still waiting on the "Whitey Tape."

You had me in the first half, ngl

The evil bastards hired evil bastards to work at their evil bastard facilities and they all did evil bastard things while there. These are evil bastards.

I found 20 quid outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it’s Good Friday I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”.

So I turned it into wine...

I think you have a case and I would like to be your lawyer.

These are people who are entertained by cruelty. I think if we investigate at all, we'll find many examples of this behavior.

To support trump now is to admit things about yourself that you shouldn't want anyone to know.

If you assume that “based” means “insufferable asshole“ you will rarely be wrong.

I went to Ireland last year and learned when they ask you if you drink or smoke at a doctor’s office it’s actually an offer not a screening question.

Should we play, "What If This Were Hunter Biden," or is it too obvious?

So fkng do something you decrepit windbag. Right now, the thing we need more than anything is **consequences.** Actual consequences for criminal and seditious behavior. Words, letters, condemnation, jazz hands - it's all the same to them. Without literal, tactile consequences, they'll keep going.

Depraved is Job One with these mollyfloggers. Then you see their supporters hopping around like it's Christmas morning. It's hard to watch.

Much like an over cooked steak with ketchup, she's as tender as the sole of a shoe, hard to swallow, and hell on wheels when it's time to be rid of her.

Until there are consequences, there is literally no reason for them to stop their lawless and seditious behavior. It will only get worse until the cost of actions outweighs the profits.

I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're at war with me!

I have come to realize that "how can it possibly get worse" is the dumbest thing I can possibly say before going to bed. By morning, they'll have figured out a way.