They actually had to paint and shave him for Frasier. One of the largest makeup budgets in television history.

I should actually get that yeti cooler as a reward

Wow thank you for testing my theory… i will be avoiding the yo-yo going forward

I couldn’t yo-yo as a kid, and while i think it would be easier now (better coordinated, smarter) if i still couldn’t do it that would trigger serious self loathing

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Financialized

I just don’t think 95% of combat systems are strong enough to support the extremely tight animation timing that is required for these systems. And even when they are, i do not have fun doing it (FromSoft games)

The Tennis Shoes Wore Computer

Game developers really overestimate how much i want to parry. I will not learn how your parry system works. I would rather stop playing video games altogether than do this.

It’s way more fun to be wrong in that way (looks bad —> actually good) than in the other direction.

Wait, coachella couldn’t even get craig t nelson? What about Bill Fagerbakke?

Genuinely a good joke

Death stranding logo for the BRIDGES organization

Has anyone made a phoebe bridgers bootleg shirt using the death stranding logo

Horror movie pitch: a crew of adventurers sets out to look for “the tomb of the dragon emperor” and they actually find the pyramid from alien vs predator. Their funding was entirely based on finding the dragon emperor tomb, so they leave dejected. 23 minutes, no deaths.

Zero AI features until we can solve the “app is being a tease” problem

My favorite app feature is when it shows you exactly the page you were at, and are trying to go to, and then goes “naw, back to the main menu actually.” This functions as a fun reminder of where i was headed, but keeps my mind active and engaged.

Even more than the shit novelty records, in this era you’d also hear Greats like Herbie Hancock try out disco and make the worst shit of their career.

A general principle to Arnold impressions is the more words you add and the more legible they are, your accent will bend towards Werner Herzog

In the Cars universe, almost every single movie has a “don’t you wanna bang TWINS??” joke (including the Planes movies) and it’s so creepy that i just assume it was a lasseter demand

Resident evil takes place in a world much the same as ours. The key difference is that a drug that raises the dead has been invented, but not backpacks

Meeting your new partner’s dad? Try this one: ask him if he’s your partner’s brother.

I really like how Inside handles its last level. It feels like some horrible reward for everything you’ve endured.

This was originally about ben wheatley doing meg 2 but sean byrne and tommy wirkola now apply too.

Those Fallout games really hit on a great business thing for their soundtrack where they license a song called Wing a ding ding Doodle from 1949 and pay 3 dollars for it and an entire generation of nerds has fond memories of roaming the Mojave listening to Wing a ding ding Doodle with Boone

Article with title i didnt think cruising was for me until i tried an adults only cruise

This was a personal favorite, i got pretty far into the bullets before getting they meant like “on a ship”

How long until people just accept that the word “crusing” is taken and it has nothing to do with cars or ships

Superman was lucky to have pa kent as a dad. I’d be a way more reckless father if i had a steel baby.

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

“Don’t Stop” is the only thing keeping Rumours from being a perfect album

I like that the stock market going down by a bunch is called a “correction” like it is good this is happening, we have learned from our drunken, profligate ways of investing in a company retirement plan