I have never followed a countdown more closely or with more enthusiasm than I am following epistemiccrisis on Instagram

I hope he shits himself to death.
On camera. Painfully.

If they remove him he will be absolutely insufferable, calling in to Fox News daily to talk about how he was JUST ABOUT TO win the war, fix the economy and magically do the opposite of everything he has been doing

Don’t buy it - you hitched yourself to this radioactive mess and you can go with him

The “debate me while I say hateful, ignorant shit” bros are some of my least favorite of some truly awful people

I want the “don’t drive high” signs on the freeway to periodically flash “dude… they KNOW. THEY ALL KNOW”

Amazing!

And then suddenly I remembered I have everything by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin on my phone … everything is suddenly much pop-ier

The Iran Embassy in South Africa to Americans:

“Your enemies aren't in Iran. They are in the Epstein files.”

🍿

Can confirm. When we raised concerns at the time of their inception we were told that we didn’t give a fuck about 9/11.

"Y'know when you're SO tired that you see strobing lights when you close your eyes??"

the look of absolute horror on the doctor's face was enough of an answer

Your phone will never take a good photo of the moon except for this one rare exception.

They don’t care if the war if popular. They don’t care if the war is legal. They don’t even care if the war is successful
They only care that it is profitable

Surely there are hackers out there working on revealing the names of the men that created and visited the R//e Academy website
Right?

@opdeatheaters.bsky.social

It’s called “Real Life on Earth” and it’s playing everywhere, all the time, outside

Please … today

They are so good at being stupid

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FEELINGS OF THE GROUP DOING THE OPPRESSING AND HARM?!?

Even when men are the victimizers being discussed, men find ways to be the victim in the conversation

Zohran Mamdani: "A democratic socialist politics … can flourish anywhere because, frankly, there is only one majority in this country — that's the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what it is that we're pursuing and not as part of the appendix."

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

It’s one thing not to know a single thing about the Bible…
It is another thing to THINK THERE IS MENTION OF AVIATION IN THE BIBLE

Watching the world fucking disintegrate while waiting for the DOOMSDAY trailer to drop feels a little on the nose

Soon he’ll be gone and we’ll be left with a government run by people that proudly supported a rapist and abused an elderly dementia patient so they could quietly stay in power

From reality tv to online influencers, the reward system has been the same : be a shit person and you’ll get money and fame

"Capitalism breeds competition!"

YES it does.
Unfortunately, the competition is "who can fuck the consumers closest to death but not quite kill them ... for the longest?!?"

The Dems should never, ever ever appear on camera without that giant graph showing "they crash the economy EVERY FUCKING TIME" behind them

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The president paid money to rape children for fun

The question has become “how many days in a row can you drive for 90 minutes around midnight on very little sleep?”

A: We are finding out