I have a probelm

Still recall a "futures" convention saying their payment to me for doing an event would be a half-hour lunch with Musk. I laughed so hard I was crying. When they asked what was so funny, I hung up.

Four panel "Hey buddy, do you need some help" comic meme. In panel 1, a person wearing glasses asks another "hey buddy, do you need some help?" Panel 2 is a close up of the glasses wearing person's hand handing the other Halo 3 rat while saying "take this". Panel 3 shows the second person holding Halo 3 rat while confusedly replying "this is a rat from Halo 3". Panel 4 shows the glasses wearing person with a big smile giving a thumbs up, because all you need is Halo 3 rat.

It's Rat Meme Monday and we all need a Halo 3 rat.

your moment of calm

well of course chuck norris died he got his shit kicked by gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk and darth vader lo pan superman ev

hearing someone say they regularly talk to ai chatbots for anything does feel like they just rolled up their sleeve to reveal a festering zombie bite

discord call with the homies
#deer

in better news, four barn owls trapped in an attic in texas have been rescued, given care and food, and released back into the wild.

Hoooooly shit I need to go to there!! Ty for all the beautiful photos!!

Omg that arapaima!!!! Happy late bday 🫶🏽🥺

Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me

Steller's Jay bathing in a backyard fountain

Y'all love a blue bird, so here's a Steller's Jay that mistook my fountain for a bird bidet. #birding

I need the intrauterine coke 😭

It was a good day

me n my gorll

your moment of calm from the tallahassee front yard pond.

nods sagely

thank youuu it must be mostly deleted accts (yea that IS fucked up) cause I don't have that many ppl blocked + haven't made THAT many enemies round these parts I don't think. maybe I got put on a Hamilton blocklist again unbeknownst to me

bluesky says I have 42 followers but I can only see like 30, genuine question , why???

i tripped and fell on the curb walking into my hotel and it made me feel like a lonely little kid. my knees are scraped and everyone looked too scared to offer me help getting up

I AM OBSERVINF

i'm done being anxious lol i just want to Be !!!!!!

western bluebird

some dipshit sparrow up in a bush defying identification

a fence lizard on a wall

a small deer lying in the shade, seen through dead grasses

the natural world went on regardless

THE BAMNDNANAAAAA

lots of little silver fish

more little fish, blue backdrop

more fish feesh my precious we loves the little feeshes bite heads off feeesh

same little fish and one big fish

from the depths of a gorgeous planet

a san antonio investor liked this post so I blocked him. I might have to leave this site real fast

hello from 10a omw to san antonio

(easter egg - the little red keychain in the first pic was created by one of the safety culture teams i coach. i love, love, love seeing our work in the wild. flying is so safe. take it from me).