💰EPISODE 174 - OUT OF SIGHT💰
We’re revisiting a 90s classic heist/comedy/romance from Steven Soderbergh, OUT OF SIGHT

Meme from the movie Animal House (1978). The dean is saying "As of this moment they're on double secret blockade."

Trump after the failed negotiation with Iran:

🌚 EPISODE 173 - FIRST MAN 🌚
Ryan Gosling is in space! Nope not that one. Not the Star Wars one either, that’s next year. We’re checking in with Damien Chazelle’s 2018 Neil Armstrong biopic FIRST MAN.

Mr President sir you cannot rely on any so-called "solicitor general" to speak for you! From now on you must argue all your cases at the supreme court yourself

*entire world goes up in smoke* Oh no my concerns!

I assure you that if 8 million right leaning protesters had turned out against Obama it the NYT would have given it banner treatment eg POPULIST REVOLT

A small watercolor painting of a shrimp on a card that says "you're shrimply the best"

Everything is terrible so painted a shrimp

they are adding a sixth stage to grief called monkey mode

Reading the news used to be depressing, now it's deeply unsettling. Reality is crumbling and we're here scrolling through the shards.

Living through these times is hard. I never know whether to lose my entire shit, or save a little shit for losing later when things get worse.

The strategy of "waiting until all the irreversible damage has been done" does not seem optimal, but I am not a professional politician, so I assume they know what they are doing.

the hardest part about separating the art from the artist is how i seem to have glued myself to this macaroni picture

ME 10 YEARS AGO: [relaxed] I'm not worrying about too many things.

ME NOW: [panicked] I'm "not worrying" about too many things!

REPORTER: But the wreckage of the drones that struck California say "FBI" on them

PRESS SECRETARY: Yeah that stands for Flown By Iran

FBI SPOKESPERSON: Iran is plotting a drone attack on the US. Now don't be fooled, the drones may say "Property of FBI" on them. And they might even launch from the back of my Suburban. That's just how devious and untrustworthy Iran is.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

🦅 EPISODE 172 - TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE 🦅
I promise we didn’t plan this. But this week we’re going back to dissect the Iraq War-era satire from the South Park creators. It’s TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE time.

US NAVY: The Strait of Hormuz is NOT yours, and we'll sail through here whenever we damn well- *huge explosion*

IRAN: I said it's MINED

this war is so bad even neocon hawks are like nah I'm not into this, this isn't one of the good wars

With everything going on right now, I can't believe Joe Biden picked this week to raise gas prices.

Southern California's strong, gusty Santa Ana winds expected to last into Sunday A CBS LA Next Weather Alert is in place through Sunday.

When something you can't even see (the air) is trying desperately to draw attention to itself (high winds), that's when you know mother nature has been truly corrupted (by influencer culture).

It's basic math folks. If gas becomes 40% more expensive, smart Americans should simply drive 60% of the way to work before turning around.

When somebody asks how old I am, I tell them I won my first discman in a Counter-Strike tournament at an Internet cafe

Well of course they deserved to die. What kind of person would allow our missiles to fly straight into their homes, schools, and hospitals?

Well well well, if it isn’t the people who suck doing some more shit that sucks

We call it a war of choice, as if Trump applied logic and discernment. More like a war of durrrrghh

Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing

me: *not doing crimes*

my government: *doing a ton of crimes*

me: (simple hand gesture) should i possibly be doing at least a small number of crimes?? ?

Even after all the other signs of American collapse I didn't expect to hear "the US military decimated itself over a long weekend"

New Mr Beast contest: one lucky winner gets safely evacuated from Iran while the other contestants look on in horror as they are left behind