< Who was made organically >

< Give me my son >

< Yeah, but you're probably bad at it where I'm highly skilled and an expert. Tim would totally know. >

< We have Theo afterall.... >

𝐈’𝐦 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧.

< But if I had to take one for the team — I might. Then again, he'd figure it out for sure. Your lack of experience is a dead giveaway when he and I have tangled tongues. >

[ Picks his nose & wipes it on something ]

< ...I'd have to kill you. >

< You always screw it up when it comes to Tim, you're head if full of stuff but goes stupid with Tim. You ding-dong. >

< We'll fix your dumb hair. >

( ♡‿♡)

< You moron. You can't even pull off a prank without screwing it all up! Some fun you are.. >

< I should hide the hair dye. >

<— Got brown dye all over Bart's bathroom

<— Stuffing more food in his mouth

spooky❥

Really quick before I do any sillies— Reminder: Harmful 'jokes' aren't 'pranks'. Physical/and or emotional abuse, homophobia, racism, threats, and so on offensive or genuinely harmful behaviors arent funny! Don't use today as an excuse to be a dick!

Eyyuck.

It rubs off on you.. now that we're living together! Total pain by the way... he always tried to organize all my stuff!! It messes up where I threw it before. Sniff test means the clothes are still good!

Hey! I've always been mean when necessary! I'm no sunshine and rainbows.

Unnecessary? Sometimes you gotta!

I don't want Thad to be upset because if he's upset he might regress to his more obnoxious asshole self and do something stupid.

Which is most things he does.. stupid, I mean!

[ Eating a whole pizza ]

🥺

😈

I'm evil again.

Going to murder Impulse and take his place.

Don't speak about me without me being present.

"And I sure as hell don't want to watch him through some fake reality.. I can't. I can't go to sleep."

"I can't—" He was adamant, his voice near trembling as he met his brother's eyes now.

"If I sleep, if I look away, if I so much as blink .. His age is going to progress, I'm going to miss the years I don't get to have with him. I don't get to watch my son grow up, Bart." ++

"No— No, I don't want to." Thad was all too quick to reply, a sense of urgency to his tone.

"I csn't, I have to stay up for Theo. I need to. I won't go to sleep and ruin everything!"