[screenshot of Heatfreeze Island from Mario & Luigi: Brothership with penguins visible in the distance and the caption "extremely small and distant penguin"] [close-up views of the penguin in question] Source: DogToon64, models.spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/marioluigibrothership/asset/525909

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

I like how super Mario 64 Mario and the original doom guy have turned into like funny little creatures that run around infinite dreamscapes for our collective amusement
They're now disconnected from their original context and now explore the infinite reaches of whatever the modding community makes

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

I will not quit cold turkey because it tastes good on sandwiches

It's a very special day. Happy twenty years of Neil banging out the tunes.

My ref sheet

Congratulations on 100 followers

Probably some like hypno or inanimate tf maybe, or both at once, that's always fun

Oh... that is... that is... 100 followers. I... gosh, thank you all so muc

Um. How about a raffle?
How about you drop a reference in the comments, what you want done to you. I will try and do one of those sketches I like to do?

just repost this and I will count it as a ticket.
Follows optional

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

My body is a machine that turns normal communication into “are you mad at me?”

Autism is a hell of a drug

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Pyro's voice turned out so good......

#TomodachiLife #TF2

Here's my attempt at ALL 9 of the TF2 mercenaries.

Tried to keep em close to the vanilla Mii style

#TomodachiLife #TF2

leveraging the power of ai, you too can-

(Can we get a site that *isnt* made by and filled with tech bros please)

post from @jay.bsky.team Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code none of the replies are loading

yeah we can tell, jay

Did you know that London is such a large city that if you took it and put it on top of New York City it would be a catastrophe

Wild fact: If you turned the entirety of Ohio into spaghetti most of it would go bad before it could be eaten

"Wow I have so much money!"

Zoe's Non't catch phrase

Me before playing OFF: I wonder what this game is about
Me in the middle of playing OFF: I wonder what this game is about
Me at the end of playing OFF: I don't want to do that
Me after playing OFF: I wonder what this game is about

Note that this will not apply to 2018 and beyond they will continue to recede into the past as normal

Reality update: 2017 will not be permitted to be 10 years ago in the next year, it will be retconned to being 3 years ago once again

In Super Mario 64 DS, giant characters normally cannot crawl. However, reading a sign pounded halfway into the ground forces the character into a crawling pose. When giant, this results in the character's giant posterior completely blocking the entire screen.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

"My name is John back. And these, are my rooms"

- Very real quote from the backrooms movie

Jonathan the Tortoise is alive and well 🐢

• He’s ~193 years old — the longest-living land animal on Earth

• A suspected crypto scammer went viral on April Fools Day pretending to be his vet

(via British Overseas)

ive heard about this but i dont remember where

i am retiring from video games forever, from now on i will play books and comic books

I will be annoying about it for the rest of my life