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Posts by HauntedFembot
I call these âLynchablesâ
Finished drawing a new Twin Peaks Tshirt design đ€
* it is BlueSkyâs fault that this video looks like it was filmed on an ancient iPhone that had been dropped into hundreds of toilets.
Why you never learned about Sapphic Culture and the ancient women who loved women. #ancientlesbians
When the symbolic resonance is too poignant
Anyone else feel like a cyborg hooker lately ?
I work on the floor
Throwing Hannah Einbinder in as Annie Leibovitz
Hollywood never made a Susan Sontag biopic starring Sigourney Weaver and I take that as a personal attack.
Times are tight. Thinking about selling my air guitar.
Are MAGA hats the new swastikas?
coming over to look at you like this
Iâm a bisexual, millennial theater kid and my content reflects that.
I don't have friends, but I spend a lot of time googling the cast members of tv shows I like. Does that count?
From Daria Episode 1: âThe Esteemstersâ or âDaria Needs a Janeâ
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Itâs not âmusic;â itâs Vaguely Spiritual Cry-Fuel for Melodramatic Men. And itâs a valid form of therapy.
For my next trick, I will become a vigilante vampire queen whose coven feeds on evil men.
When the movie âPowderâ came out and I thought it was about Michael Jackson.
Imagine applying for a job and a human being at a real company reads your resume, interviews you, and hires you to do work.
Results are in; I have Severe Congenital Woke Feminism, and Iâm afraid itâs intersectional.
Iâm not âtalking to myselfâ; Iâm venting to my emotional support ghost.
The real winners are the libertarian uncles who sell doomsday supplies online
Donât forget about the song âReach Out of the Darknessâ by Friend & Lover
remembering Heiferâs âbirthmarkâ
#90skids #nickelodeon
this feels like a metaphor for America
Some of us are osmotic readers
sleeping with a book in your hand counts as reading as long as you donât drop it.
Tumblr remains the number one source for content centering dirty ballet slippers, overflowing ashtrays, and Lana Del Rey