looking forward to seeing all conservative virginians who vote No today at the “abolish the electoral college” meeting

JC Penney is short for Jesus Christ Penney

haircut day

if they don’t cast him as dwight in a reboot of the office i stg

the halo behind his head…..

whomst among us hasn't looked at a pope and thought, hmpf, weak on nuclear weapons

the concept of the pope being weak on nuclear weapons

eight years sober today 🤍

hit a 10 miler an 11 miler and a 12er over the last eight days, fab weather, need us to dwell in spring for a whiiiiile longer

good rollerblading this week

the ep of hacks basically being the same length as the pitt

the Jimmy having therapy w Orna Guralnik bit im lol

hacks is so funny😭😭

why are these episodes of the pitt 40 minutes all of a sudden

why i just see my freshman orientation leader comment on a post about salted pistachios in the COSTCO EXECUTIVE MEMBERSHIP UNCENSORED group😭

the concept of facebook being soooo dead that they’re pushing your friends comments on posts made in public niche fb groups onto your main feed

imagine trying to draft gen Z, please be sooooo fucking forreal

“Robby is evil” “Santos is evil” “Garcia is evil” “Langdon is evil” WHAT if you are media illiterate and incapable of holding complex truths in tension

I can’t believe there are really people like this

I better not see any april fools day jokes today

ricocheting between new slayyyter, new robyn, and the mayhem ball setlist

dang this slayyyter album is all hits

EVERY CHESS BOARD HAS TWO QUEENS permanently seared into my brain after seeing gaga

like it is confounding enough as a 35 year old, i cannot imagine what it feels like trying to download and enjoy a new app as somebody who is 65 or 70. ASK APP NOT TO TRACK / DO NOT SHARE LOCATION / CONTINUE AS A GUEST like its just insane

just bought a new iphone for the first time in a way and it was such a kind of devastatingly bleak experience booting it up for the first time, apps are just a sea of mandatory log ins and coy data selling asks

Michelle Visage docking them for their lack of drag family resemblance

losing a PR battle against a child is sooooo funny

everything i know about chappell roan these days is against my will

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.