So somehow getting mineral rights is sufficient for the USA to not invade Greenland. That follows. Fuck this timeline.

The whole metal universe is converging in one place tomorrow! I wish I could be there!
#blacksabbath #bttb

Andor is the most Star Wars, Star Wars thing ever. If it came out before the original, you'd still like the original, but you'd be like "bro - Andor was better."
#Andor #StarWars #AndorIsBetter #MustWatch

Remember the good old days when our idols died long before they disappointed us. Bad for them, good for us.

Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony have to be in the weirder positions in the world of rock. They were part of the biggest years (or ALL the years for Mike) for Van Halen, and they were kicked to the curb! With Eddie gone, there is no Van Halen.

Also - there is NO Nirvana without Kurt Cobain!

I understand the theory behind the top split hot dog bun, but for an actual hot dog, it lacks in execution.

It is an unfortunate reality that if Kanye gets divorced, he will yank back his head and disgorge his next partner out like a PEZ dispenser. Far too many people are lined up to take her place.

I was talking to a friend’s kid in college and I told them “don’t be afraid to crash the bus. Crash it crash it again. Most people are bulletproof and don’t even know it. And yes at the end you any just be standing next to a pile to wrecked busses. But you’ll ask for one more bus, not one less.

The heavy metal lineup of the Gods!!! What a show this is going to be. I hope they broadcast it!

"I've Never Met a Nice South African" - Satirical Anti-Apartheid Song YouTube video by hanque

A parody song from the apartheid era. It blows my mind that well into the 20th century, an African country could be ruled by whites only. The absolute denial of humanity that apartheid was shocks me still. It's an example of just how insane we can be collectively.

youtu.be/hqEFhx8-CQ0

At the risk of sounding insane, at what point do we cross some sort of John Brown line, where direct action is needed to stop creeping fascism or we try to flee it. What are the signs and omens that indicates we've crossed a line? Arresting an opposing politician or reporter? Standing troops?

Oooh! Now I want an enchirito, and an Escalade! Nice ride!

That cracked me up to no end. I was just rewatching Twin Peaks. In the gif you posted, I'm imagining she has a tiny clown horn caught in her throat and the sound that makes while she's crying.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Hanging out by a custom van
Smokin’ weed, drinkin’ booze,
Head to toe, sweet tattoos!
Uh-oh!
That was not Spider-Man!

Seeing the near celebratory tone with regard to United Healthcare’s CEO getting murdered, it seems something has shifted in the country. Economic inequality - and the average person’s attitude towards that - is a huge issue. The specter of the guillotine looms.

That’s a tight joke!

The Blood Incantation show was amazing. A real face melter of a show! They played tight with great energy and took the audience on a great trip. The crowd really got into it and seeing all of Absolute Elsewhere was great.
#opentheportal
#metal
#bloodincantation

Blood Incantation Poster. Features the words "Blood Incantation" in a psychedelic font over a night scene with mountains in the background and obelisks and pyramids in the foreground.

Very excited for this show. They look like 3 comic book nerds, they dim all the lights on stage to where it's near black. They play prog metal with long keyboard solos, followed by shredding guitar & harsh death metal vocals. Psychedelic space themed concept albums. It's a whole thing unto itself.

Acapulco on Apple TV is a great show. Not sure it’s getting a season 4 but it’s funny, heartwarming and occasionally in Spanish.

D&D Combinatorics xkcd.com/3015

Watching an old MythBusters episode. Got sad seeing Grant Imahara. It's so strange how people are just gone. One of my best friends from high school died at 50, a woman in my improv group in her early 40s, another comedian friend in his 30s. Life is too short and too long.

House of Protection - Pulling Teeth (Official Music Video) YouTube video by House of Protection

"Pulling Teeth" by House of Protection is awesome. Definitely heavy tones of Gorillaz, Linkin Park, and straight up heavy rock. It's dangerously close to a whole new genre! Can't recommend enough. And the video is CRAY-CRAY!
youtu.be/5QbMOtl_SRo?...

More Sisters of Mercy · Vision Thing · Song · 1990

"More" by Sisters of Mercy is a goth rock banger and touchstone. Fun fact: it was co-written/produced by Jim Steinman, who crafted epic, theatrical power rock like "Total Eclipse of the Heart," "Anything for Love," and the Streets of Fire soundtrack! #gothrock
open.spotify.com/track/2UV9ah...

If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.

Ukraine is winning.

All a defending country has to do, is defend.

1000 days and Ukraine still defending

Slava Ukrainii

“Say Nothing” on Hulu is fantastic. Covers the Irish troubles. It’s tragic and interesting how a civil war quickly blurs the line between right and wrong. If your cause is just, does that let you bomb, steal and murder? How do you do that without losing your morality. It’s so interesting.

I laughed way too hard at this. It certainly takes the wind out of that word.

Archduke Ferdinand!

Lincoln and Kennedy assassinations. Every plane crash ever? Maybe?