A magic school bus eh? Whats the deal it have seatbelts or something crumple zones mayhaps?

Shame you never hear about crimes for humanity

Just found out that cowboys for dairy cattle are called "milk dudes"

Polished the first draft of my thriller by putting every word in scare quotes

Thinking about an age-appropriate haircut no not that one

Don't make me learn what's happening with the speaker of the house. Just give me the bad laws

Who'd've thunk bluesky would be so peaceful? Ahh oops im not following anyone yet

Anybody else need some big holes in their boss's lawn?