I need to stop getting zoinked on weekdays, I just get paranoid about work

what the fuck are you all talking about

I appreciate that he continues to be dogshit in the same ways, it's somehow comforting

I love that gen z did a shoegaze revival

I wonder if the 5 wealthy catholic families that own everything around here are mad at trump

I think it's time to put the winter socks in a different, inconvenient place

probably not great security to stay logged into publicish devices though huh lol

I say accidentally bc it's been a tiny weird thing in my life and I can imagine doing it for fun, just to see what strangers watch

I accidentally stayed logged into youtube at my sister's airbnb 3 years ago and someone listened to NBA young boy never broke (?) for one night. I've never listened but the young boy is still in my feed, there is no escape

video games in the style of lana del rey

my body is NOT my buddy

yesssss

crashing out about my job having a lack of clear strategic priorities

job listings are crazy these days, just saw one asking for 5yrs of experience being hunted for sport

my procrastination anxiety spiral is firing on all cylinders today

for some reason that movie scared the shit out of me when it came out

the best thing about being sick is you're allowed to sleep as much as you want

there's a regional fast food chain here that makes a great burger, it's a real blessing

Can’t come into work tomorrow boss i got too darksided

hell yeah

manifesting taking a good shit tomorrow, rotating the turd in my mind

if I was a teen mom jenna ortega could be my child

wow people are really melting down about this, what a shame

yep

woman with headphones on while her child screams like a death metal singer

pascals fried chicken is the best airport food in the country imo

absolutely

zero wait in atlanta either, unfortunately all the ice agents here are being useful

so far I've told 3 ice agents to do it, pretty fun

free him