Oh. My. God.
The idiot did it.
Everyone's been waiting to see if prosecutors appealed Somali's 6 month slap on the wrist.
But before they could, Somali appealed.
The problem? Appeals take up to a year, and he has to stay in jail until it's done. Bro probably doubled his sentence even if he wins.
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horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…
New: $44 million in secret-donor money flowed into the super PACs aligned with congressional leaders in Q1 from their affiliated "dark money" groups.
Senate Dems' super PAC raised the highest amount, and highest share, of dark money during that period.
I’m curious; would you, reader, be able to keep your job after a DUI? I don’t even drive for work and i would undoubtedly get shitcanned
And NaN% finding edge cases you didn't account for
Not ready for public release
The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
How To Live A Good Life #oldknees
RIGHT NOW -- Veterans are being arrested in #washingtondc after peacefully demanding an end to the War on Iran. @vetsaboutface
"More like 'Crapture', am I right?" I say as I plummet into the fires of the underworld
Oh wait but when a new plane is built it arrives at an airport despite not departing from one, so I think I have this backwards and more planes arrive to airports than depart from them.
NEW: Flight data reveals that the LAPD's "Drone as First Responder" program—sold to the public as a public safety measure—is in fact being used to spy on anti-ICE/anti-Trump protests in Los Angeles.
theintercept.com/2026/04/20/l...
On average, more planes depart from airports than arrive at them, the same way the average person has less than two arms.
I think the nominated candidate should make efforts to reach out to the supporters of his primary opponents, in order to secure their votes.
I don't understand why that's being framed as an unreasonable expectation.
Nefarious old man stares at you through his rear view mirror
"Car Owners Are Revolting"
Every social media account about bikes:
Forbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature.
Eight children were murdered in the shooting.
futurism.com/future-socie...
Not made with.
Comes from.
“This bill forces homeless people charged with a crime to make the false choice between jail or at least one year of forced treatment. Louisiana has a long history—and present—of chain gangs, prison labor, and entrenched white supremacy" says @homelesslaw.bsky.social
New York's proposed 2026-2027 budget includes provisions that will require all 3D printers sold in the state to run print-blocking censorware—software that surveils every print for forbidden designs. This stifles free expression and privacy. New Yorkers, take action at EFF.org/3DPrintNY.
The US has the highest incarceration rate of major countries. Already.
The US has an immigration gestapo. Already.
The basics of life are too expensive. Already.
90% of the money is controlled by a small handful. Already.
Either we fight for real reform, or it all goes under in a couple of decades.
fwiw, I've thought about your argument and it's sound - Dems will lurch Right. The Left can slow that.
But they've been lurching Right for decades.
Without a change, this country is doomed.
Either fight for that change, or let it all fail.
Your argument is short-sighted. You're on team "failure".
If the not-a-fascist is willing to do a little fascism to win the election (like allowing ICE to continue to exist, or giving arms to a genocide) then they are no longer not-a-fascist.
At that point you're choosing between fascists.
I demand better. Which is the only way to get something better.
I gave you ways to win my vote.
Hey can I pick your brain?
If the Dem candidate for president hypothetically ran on a platform including outlawing both gay marriage and interracial marriage, to win votes from the right, would they still have *your* vote? Do your own views ever kick in, or no?
Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.
"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X
The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.
I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).
So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.
Unacceptable.
Dems make concessions to the left, or they do it without my vote. Simple as that. Years to figure it out.
It's their job to earn my support. Abolish ICE. Drop Israel.
No amount of "but strategy!!!" will change my position.
Good luck with the centrists though! Worked great last time
So then why give a fuck what leftists do, at all? Clearly you don't need us. Just go get all the centrists. "That's where most of voters are"
Except.... that's not true, is it? You desperately need the left's votes. You just won't to do anything to get them.
Why's that, exactly?
I wonder how folks like that justify Trump not blowing the lid off of the whole shadow government thing.
Like, he's Their Guy. Surely they expect him to publish the Truth about the Flat Earth and whatever else, right?
Is he too weak, too stupid, or is he complicit? Impossible question for them.
US Southern Command: On April 19, at the direction of #SOUTHCOM commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Caribbean and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Three male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @DeptofWar #OpSouthernSpear UNCLASSIFIED
We murdered three more people in boats today
UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip. The victims were killed by Israeli fire in an incident that took place early this morning at the Mansoura water filling point in northern Gaza. UNICEF extends our condolences to the families of the men killed.
UNICEF just needs to release the hostages
The Israeli concentration camps are turning into extermination camps.