This is absolutely marvelous! ♥️🌹🌈🔥

I'm a pretty old person.

My early morning coffee musings are not necessarily original, clever or generally controversial.

I probably heard it years ago & rephrased it. There are one or two people here that I know who I thought would get a chuckle. Guess the idea had legs this week.

Music, like most art, is about the relationship between the person creating it, and the person relating to it. That's what makes it glorious. Glad you enjoyed my musings. I had been explaining to a friend that Dolly Parton performed Jolene with Rob Halford of Judas Priest and it got stuck in my head

Bisexuality does exist! Some of us are pretty happy about it! 🙂

I mean, threesomes are awesome if you like that sort of thing.

Sorry to bore you. I hope you find something more amusing on the Internet.

Not sure how my obviously ridiculous hot take on Jolene somehow became a subject of anything other than a chuckle, but I guess that's the world now.

I'd like to issue a formal apology to Dolly, her husband and Jolene. Your relationship is none of my business, even if you sing about it.

Can confirm. Delightful film. And reminiscent of your writing, good sir.

For immediate release:

When Dolly is singing about how hot Jolene is, it's because she is smitten with Jolene. Dude isn't even named in the song... It's just a thinly veiled invitation to run away together.

I will not be taking questions.

Television show idea:
Donald Trump is held accountable, removed from office and goes to prison where he is followed around by a camera crew documenting how much he hates the food, and the beds, and he just complains and rambles and then I shut it off and sleep like a baby.

Today is my birthday!

Didn't get me anything? Don't worry!

Just respond with a picture of your smiling face. That's all I need right now.

🙂

"...and the men who hold high places must be the ones who start to mold a new reality, closer to the heart."

I'll give you $5.00 to eat one.

I abide in the hope that some day someone will ask me in a serious context if I can perform under pressure, just so I can enthusiastically say: "Yes! You do the Bowie part and I'll sing the Mercury part...<snap>, <snap>, 2, 3, 4.... Do do do dah day!

A Paladin's Bargain Season 2 is in production now!

I've been working on Season two of A Paladin's Bargain. Season one was fun. Season two is delightful. I'm excited to share it. (I'm the audio engineer)

I hope more people check it out.
paladinsbargain.com

Listen to season one as we do post production for season two!

I am *so* happy that someone on Reddit was being annoying! Because now I know you are *here* and I don't have to go to Reddit to see your work!

Thank you! Please continue punching Nazis.

We've reached a point where course correction is going to be ugly.

All the options are ugly.

Yesterday while out for a walk with my wife some guy in the back seat of an extended cab truck yelled "faggot!", presumably at me.

It's been over a quarter of a century since someone yelled at me like that.

I said to Melissa, "He looks like a construction worker. Hope I get a chance to fire him."

Fuck.

I looked at the news.

Fuck.

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Watched this with Melissa. This is us.

I'm down...

How to Make the Tarot Work 100% of the Time YouTube video by Horizon, Ordo Templi Orientis

Good morning!

If you follow me here you'll know I did a talk called "How to make the Tarot work 100% of the time".

You might wonder how I could make such an outlandish claim.

Here's how:
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Narrative, by Razing Arcane 4 track album

Morning Friends!

The next two tracks for Razing Arcane - Narrative are on Bandcamp this morning. We're releasing two every Monday. It's something for us to look forward to, which we need.

Thanks to everyone who was busy being awesome over the weekend!

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Narrative, by Razing Arcane 2 track album

Good morning!

It's Monday. The first two songs from the Razing Arcane album Narrative are on Bandcamp. We're dropping 2 more every week until we've released all twelve.

Something to look forward to on Mondays!

Our Patreon friends get early access. 🙂

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On Saturday, September 6th I will be delivering the outlandishly titled talk "How to make the Tarot work 100% of the time". This will be at Horizon Lodge in Seattle.

I've heard a rumor that we're going to record/post the video.

So, watch for that!

Also - be brave and kind. Thanks.

As a Gen Xer, I can confirm this is 100% factual.

Just watched Goonies with Melissa for her first time.

A story about an Astoria family who's children risk their lives in search of treasure to save the family home, defeat land developers and ride bikes without helmets.

This is my generation. Doing dumb shit to fight against greedy assholes.

Sunset at Birch Bay, July 4th 2025

I'll see you at NOTOCON!

Dressing like Baphomet at a Pride parade is awesome. I got lots of hugs and people taking selfies with me.

I was grinning happily under the mask.