25 degrees on a Saturday and I've seen a grand total of like two children outside. This country is so depressing. Just old people everywhere.

Wouldn't be a trip back to England without our worthless fucking trains making things needlessly difficult

Learning a lot from my brother about how not to discipline a child

The way my mother is the biggest misogynist I know. Thank god my daughter lives on the other side of the world.

Got to the cinema late but didn't miss the Dune trailer on the big screen. Chills.

Feel like a Reform UK voter the way I keep telling my daughter she needs to speak English while we're in Britain.

Mentioned to my mum we barely heard any English in London but before I could add it was because we were in heavily touristy places in the middle of a weekday she took it as permission to go on a mildly xenophobic rant instead

Security is such a breeze these days. Didn't even need to take electronics or liquids out of my bag and had a bunch of water for my daughter no issue.

Missing the pretzel hotdog at Zurich Airport rn

Sat behind a Resident Evil nerd delivery driver

Put on the Nikes, Shinji

Twice in two days I've been accused of being American

Daycare sent some English textbooks home today. Images were all blatantly AI generated, and the writing was also generally incoherent so probably also AI generated. Glad the country is providing my child with only the best educational materials.

Get on the broom, Shinji

One thing I noticed when I was initially trying to clone windows instead of a full reinstall, when I was a kid trying to solve problems with my shit childhood pc or uni laptop, all the programs were free and easy to use, now everything wants you paying 20 quid a month for basic features 😑

Only made slightly less annoying by the fact it barely ever gets used anyway. Literally hadn't been turned on in a year and a half. Though maybe the slowness played a big part in that........

After six years of putting up with my wife's laptop being mysteriously incredibly slow despite its specs, I realised we had installed Windows to the HDD instead of the SSD. Reinstalled to the SSD and now it runs like a dream. 😊🔫

Proud to announce I am officially not a wanted criminal in either Britain or Switzerland.

is he a bit of a twat sometimes? yes. but by god can he act.

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wife tried to talk shit about Timothee Chalamet to me yesterday and I don't think she predicted how vigorously I'd come to my boy's defence

Was the only subway line my wife had issues getting a seat on when she was pregnant too

Just spent twenty minutes standing and trying to balance with a toddler because 신분당선 is exclusively rode by cunts

Just ate these for the first time and I think i saw god

Also got this beauty waiting for me at my mum's house when we visit next month 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

Company isn't willing to give me a real long term contract that will cost them more money on taxes n shit BUT they are willing to beg our outsourcing vendor to hire me to keep working on the game cus they know how utterly fucked they are gonna be without me 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙

Just left this job today after 11 months of suffering working with the most incompetent coworkers of my career so far

Been thinking I need to finally get around to rereading Lord of the Rings. Realised I last read it in 2011/12. That's literally half my life ago wtf.

As in, I fully submitted it with my name spelled wrong

Just spelled my own name wrong on an application for an editing/proofreading job

Every time my daughter's daycare posts a video introducing new "native English speaker teachers" they have the thickest Eastern European accent you've ever heard and certainly don't speak like someone who's fluent enough to teach English