The most damning belief about men I actually hold is that some of them would indeed be better off with sex bots instead of partners.

Nothing quite like finding out that the thing you thought was a solution to a problem you have is actually a solution to a deeper problem you also have, but weren't aware of 💀

Deterministic Simulation Testing | Resonate At Resonate, we consider deterministic simulation testing (DST) to be a cornerstone of our mission to build correct and reliable distributed systems. While an increasing array of projects, including F...

The article is good though blog.resonatehq.io/deterministi...

Notation that describes the interleaving of two processes P and Q and the potential for failure of either due to intrinsic or extrinsic factors. It is illustrated as "P | Q | 💀"

Between gen z slang taking over the vernacular and us millennials writing tech articles without awareness for semantic drift of emojis, behold this magnum opus

Manchmal schmerzen 💀

LinkedIn ist anders

Screenshot folgenden Textes: Ich bin ich zwar nicht davon betroffen, trotzdem möchte ich damit Awareness schaffen und unseren Mitarbeiter:innen "Angst" nehmen. Ich möchte deutlich sagen: Der Zyklus mit all seinen Symptomen kennt viele Stimmungen, unterschiedliche Energielevel, manchmal Schmerzen, aber auch ganz viel Power.

Ich kann das alles nicht mehr

Wenn, falls, Weed legal verkauft werden darf irgendwann mach ich thc haltige Schoko-Nuss-Karamell -pralinen und nenne sie Stoffifee

Oft eher anders herum in meiner Erfahrung 🫠

"if you want to, we can pair for a few minutes"

- developers
- reluctant sexual partners

I don't think they will, because that doesn't increase shareholder value.

The interesting part about recent events impacting CEOs personal safety considerations is, that they're completely unable to do anything about it, except to do as they always do: increase shareholder value.

Yeah that seems to be a very solid foundation holy hell

230? 😳 Holy moly. I can do 130 on a good day

Es gibt keine gute FDP, aber es gibt eine ganze Menge schlechter FDP in allen Parteien (außer der linken rr)

Ich find schon geil wie jetzt alle so Christian Lindner oder die FDP bashen statt des Neoliberalismus.

Ja er ist ein fragwürdiger Charakter, in einer fragwürdigen Partei. Aber die fragwürdigen Interessen die er vertritt, die gehören in den Fokus. Denn die kann Olaf Scholz nicht entlassen.

Game over Screen from the Game "2048" Saying: 137628 points scored in 5097 moves. 3 powerups used: 25 times undo. 28 times swap tile. 7 times delete tiles. The game state is: Row 1: 4, 8, 4, 2 Row 2: 8, 32, 16, 4 Row 3: 128, 256, 128, 32 Row 4: 512, 1024, 2048, 8192

Highest I ever got before the powerups system was 4096. These are ludicrously overpowered lmao

Du meinst erwoschen

I think I'm ready for metric time. See you in fourty kiloseconds 🚬

Shutdownen wird stark gebeugt bitte.

Er daunschiet,
sie schot daun,
er schüte daun,
sie hat daungeschutten

I hate how this weather makes my hair go from Esmeralda to frizz city in an attosecond.

How many conservation laws do you want to break?
Robert Jordan: yes

Unbeknownst to many, balefire keeps thinning the pattern. It is only under these, the direst of circumstances, that the forces of dark and light agree to a truce.

"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"

Ironisch aber was mir Grade Hoffnung macht ist wie die progressiven Parteien jetzt auch viel mehr Druck auf social Media machen. Ist schon gut wenn nicht nur Söder und fckafd auf tiktok und insta rumgraben.

Unser Strommix im #Dunkelflauten Monat November beim Heizen mit Wärmepumpe. Gerade mal 1/3 Fossilstrom.

#Wärmepumpen sind schon heute deutlich klimafreundlicher als Fossilheizungen. Und der Abstand wird in Zukunft mit dem weiteren EE-Ausbau noch zunehmen.

It's very concert. Concerning amounts of concert.

Seriously if we are going to have another pandemic because of these yahoos I'm personally psyoping them into microdosing tetraethyl lead.

At what point do those people infect themselves with parasitic worms because that's the way to get rid of allergies ~obviously~

Take that big pharma

He and his daughter apparently. "The carnivore diet", it's a whole thing.