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Posts by 🎼 Clef

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a man in a bathrobe with the words i feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy below him ALT: a man in a bathrobe with the words i feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy below him
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Obv there should also be criminal charges for the cop...but in this economy, I'd probably trade one eye for $11.8 million

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They did it in an even worse way with Pokemon Black/White 2: you had to beat White 2 to unlock Easy Mode, and beat Black 2 to unlock Challenge Mode

Even dumber was the fact that Easy Mode was more difficult than base game and Challenge Mode was easier

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Lorehold Is For Roommates

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Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you.
(Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

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Avery Brooks had so much fun depicting Sisko having fun pretending to be Klingon

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Now the Klingon off-switch is common knowledge among most people above the rank of Ensign, but not explicitly acknowledged by Starfleet, because it's just so darn useful to have privacy once in a while

Upperclassmen at the Academy make a running joke of teaching fake syllables to underclassmen

6 days ago 1 0 1 0
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My headcanon is that when Klingons helped on developing the translator, they added a backdoor: a subvocalized syllable that temporarily suppresses translation of whatever they say afterwards

They did this out of paranoia against the Federation, stubbornness, and so they could swear with impunity

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It's huge and it gets stopped in its tracks by a single Mouse token, I love this moron

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Steamed Hams Inc. ♪
Steamed Hams Inc. ♪ YouTube video by NPCarlsson

Today we respect the memes 🫡

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Steamed Hams but it's Basket Case by Green Day
Steamed Hams but it's Basket Case by Green Day YouTube video by Juliana Egg

This one might be my favorite

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Steamed Hams but it's All Star
Steamed Hams but it's All Star YouTube video by TheChewanater

Beautiful

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Steamed Hams Inc. ♪
Steamed Hams Inc. ♪ YouTube video by NPCarlsson

Today we respect the memes 🫡

youtu.be/aRsOBFhNjVM?...

1 week ago 77 18 8 2
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a man in a green shirt says " you 're a true friend " ALT: a man in a green shirt says " you 're a true friend "

Using any excuse to shoutout my favorite Chuck Finley

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My two cents is that any behavior that's technically okay but disliked by another person is still poor etiquette

Also, if I lie, and then I'm treated like a liar, it's no defense to say "it's just a game" when apparently I thought the game was worth lying about in the first place

1 week ago 3 0 0 0

Excellent article! Lots of deep thought given and very fair to acknowledge that it's a personal dislike while also not being morally wrong

1 week ago 3 0 1 0

I have a foil version and they did a beautiful job with that treatment, so somebody on the team really loved this art too

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Unbeatable show for white people doing shit completely out of pocket

1 week ago 4 0 0 0

Okay we all agree that Keiko was trying to set them up together right??? Like she was aiming for throuple with Kira at a minimum, and it was only a matter of time before Bashir kissed Miles too

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"Urza created a robot with a truly human amount of father issues. His creation, Karn, later went on to create his own robot with father issues, and was enslaved by a whole species of robots with father issues. Tragically, none of them could build a dad robot, as fathers hadn't been invented yet."

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Congrats on giving mirth

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Kirol can copy the delayed trigger that goes on the stack each turn, but can't copy the part of the spell that sets up the trigger

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"Jace Beleren is positioned to unseat Urza as the blue planeswalker who's caused the most problems for everyone else. Even to be in the running is an impressive achievement, as Urza was a murderer, a eugenicist, and even worse - a school principal."

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Okay but Cunk On Planeswalking when??? I still need it so much
#mtg #wotc #edh #AnyTagThatMightMakeThisHappen

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My headcanon is that Quark had so many amazing suits because Garak needed someone to practice tailoring on, and Garak had Quark's number as soon as he said the magic word "discount"

1 week ago 11 0 1 0
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a man is dancing in a room with the words " anodic dance music ended an hour ago and he 's still hardcore " below him ALT: a man is dancing in a room with the words " anodic dance music ended an hour ago and he 's still hardcore " below him
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a video game character with a helmet and armor is dancing on a blue background ALT: a video game character with a helmet and armor is dancing on a blue background

Giving him that color feels like an intentional reference

1 week ago 1 0 1 0
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Every time I eat yogurt

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