Honestly I'm OK with the fact that they've made a The Residents for young people and I'm not even a little annoyed that they think this is the first time playing music with a papier mâché head on has been accomplished

It's fine when I remember at 5PM that I poured myself a coffee hours earlier and I reheat it. My body only cares about when I originally meant to drink it

I'm very curious about "gas station pills". But I have to wait patiently for France's regulatory apparatus to be dismantled to try them

This is an especially rough time for us fans of stuff being seasonable

"Laissez les bons temps kicker" — Gene Shalit (apocryphal)

Watching Hard Target. The all-American pairing of Jean-Claude Van Damme and John Woo produces a story where New Orleans truly is a character

Is it good when a relatively new social media website works poorly for eight hours straight. I need some real MBA wisdom on this one

I'm being encased in epoxy after having been selected as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant"

Oh yeah, I totally know that guy. I used to incur his wrath

Anyway, imagine a status message, but "regions" is misspelled as "reginos". I guess you had to be there

You will not suppress my truth

Bluesky status page. It reads: Some systems down | We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos

At least the status message definitely wasn't "vibe written"

I was wondering what kind of Society of Classical Poets would publish iambic pentameters this obviously malformed and it turns out the answer is: a society founded by this very guy

Thank you. God willing I'll be finding a fourth or fifth word in the coming week

Well-beehived women. That's all I got so far

Q&A section on Aliexpress product page for a pair of socks. "Under which category does it fall? - The product falls under the category of socks. Does it suit for a man’s huge leg? Suitable for a large male leg?"

An auld acquaintance type of guy

Thank you. I will be storing this information in the basement toilet of my mental palace

I could probably make the discourse worse by arguing that the lady who is really into the Amazonians who allegedly drum 5 hours a day is ableist. But I won't, thankfully

(chivalrously gesturing that you should cross the strait of Hormuz first)

The fascinating thing is that it makes zero sense unless you take "DDoS" to mean "driving traffic away from a website", the exact opposite of what it actually is

Harold Bloom and Bill Withers. The circle of life

I've invented a new business concept. It's called "working smarder"

I'm putting my whole ass into sitting down cozily

I guess you could say they're ex-shells!

(patiently, after a Swede has told me they live in Ytterby) It's pronounced I-ta-ly

SOCRATES: How humans discovered meditation?
AGATHON: Its weird.
ARISTOPHANES: The same thing with mouth kiss.

Comment on the subreddit r/philosophy: "How humans discovered meditation? Its weird. The same thing with mouth kiss."

In French we would say "Hindsight is 10/10" because that's how we measure visual acuity. Except that we would say it in French, and also we wouldn't say it at all because that phrase doesn't exist in our language

"Self-expression" evokes to me images of pressing oneself out of a big tube