eeeeYUCK

CPU just got fried 😀 fuck my chungus life!!

gg!

At a family reunion & my enigma of a grandfather goes "yknow, the country should go back to burning tires, we really had a good thing going there."

They took potfriend its overr

the voids consume eachother

Sadly retiring the rats ball pit on account of they won't stop shitting in it and I can't wash these puff balls o7 to an og toy, I'll never forget you 💔

Pets are truly a blessing and we're lucky we get to share our lives with them 🫂 🤍

lmaooo hope she countersues and ruins him finally

I never opened one cus its Meta

90% of the time I put water to boil I forget about it, come back to kitchen & it's already boiling like h*ck yeah free boiling water now I don't have to wait 30 minutes

Huge! gg!

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I knowww they'll humble you real bad & for what?? 😭

My yt short today instantly got 4 dislikes so I deleted it and reuploaded it lmao idc

Ok satan

Wishing you a speedy recovery Dennis! 🫂 here's the two newest babies moss and ember to help cheer you up 🤍

Crimes against humanity

My page has been dry, so have this compromising pic of my rat Patch

LETSGOOOO

Made a joint workout playlist with @jikwid.bsky.social and the first song this mf put on it was Kokomo

This is the future? A tree died for this 🤨

watched a fly decide to drop directly INTO my pot of boiling water today

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Love this sweater 🎀

rat crash 🚗💥 bluesky gib me 1:1 aspect ratio >:(

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To my dentist today -
I'm sorry I didn't realize you were wearing those 90 degree glasses and I stared directly into your eyes for way too long cus it looked like you were staring straight forward. I was just trying to figure out how you were doing it without looking.
Please don't think I'm weird.